
(F)unemployment as a momma’s boy means seeing her every third day

The way he gave out that red card

Wait this just reminded me Lewis George is on her way come January!!

If you weren’t able to see the SWEAT Tour I gotchu babes 🥵

Hate feeling like I am missing something for a trip even though I triple checked my packing list

Not sure you’ve seen enough of me today yet so here’s my hump day contribution :)

I just know AOC and Mamdani waiting until 2028 to get Jeffries ass

Excellent workday from Banneker Rec Center Office


How do I make this my full time job

🤫 No one knows I’m wearing a jock to the gym today

Cheers to Pride fellow fags!

I should be on the beach every damn weekend tbh

Hi, hello, it’s Miss New Tits

This was of course triggered by watching the Beast Couture Runway episode

One night will be dinner with a client so let’s get bougie