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nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 8d

photograph of clouds and rain over a valley

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 10d

yeah i made that alien statue boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

metal yard statue of a strangely buff green alien

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 12d

Alright, which of you chuckleheads did this

A “wash your hands” sticker sign on a bathroom mirror which has had material strategically moved such that it now reads “wash your anus”

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 22d

please direct further questions to bernie@epicmra.com

screenshot of epicmra.com, the polling firm founded by bernie porn, a graduate of aquinas college

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 26d

lol

The Harold Holt Memorial Swimming
Centre is a public swimming pool complex located on the corner of High Street and
Edgar Street, Glen Iris, Melbourne, Australia. Built in the 1960s by Australian architects Kevin Borland and Daryl Jackson, the Swimming Centre is considered to be a fine example of Brutalist architecture.!" Originally built in 1927 as a municipal swimming baths,
the facilities were renovated in 1967 by Borland and Jackson to accommodate for higher swimming participation numbers.121 It
is named in honour of Prime Minister Harold Holt, the local member of parliament (representing the Division of Higgins) until his apparent drowning death while the
facility was under construction

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· 28d

Anakin talking about sand meme: there are no sex scenes and all the food looks horrible

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jul 20

I am once again asking for your strongest potions

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jul 5

$This article has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss thes Learn more Quaise, Inc is developing a millimeter-wave drilling system for converting existing power stations to use superdeep geothermal energy. ' The system would repurpose existing gyrotron technology to drill 20 kilometers beneath the surface, where temperatures exceed 400 °C. No fracking would be required, avoiding the potential for earthquakes that have occurred in other geothermal systems. 21(3) Drilling using this technique is hoped to be fast, with boreholes aimed to be completed in 100 days 4] using existing 1MW gyrotrons. To reduce costs and delays, the company planned to establish its wells on the sites of existing power plants. 15]$

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jul 3

if you post like this roko’s basilisk is going to put you in the bad place for slowing its inevitable triumph (this was about someone saying that being the pet of a supercomputer sounds unappealing)

I haven't heard anyone articulate why this is Bad that didn't just sound like
meaningslop "But if humans aren't the apex predator what is our purpose" man find a better purpose you're inventing the fourteen
words for human chauvinism just quit it

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jul 3

I remember this game looking very different. Much better art of the ships, for one thing.

An infinite mac dot com screenshot of an emulated mac playing the 1997 game "Galactica"

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jul 1

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 29

Love da police

Transcript of episode 2 of Serial podcast The Last 12 weeks: We asked Detective Guerrero about that interrogation, and he said he didn't remember it. He also denied ever taking Ramona out to the desert. Actually, what he said was, quote, "She's full of shit." Moreover, he told us in his 15 years in homicide, quote, "I was never accused of any wrongdoing or coercion by anyone I
talked to or any case I worked," unquote. Detective Marquez, for his part, died a couple of years ago. But it is worth noting that he had a reputation for lying and using force. In a different case, he allegedly bullied a 16-year-old kid to make him confess to two murders. The kid
was later exonerated after serving nearly
20 years in prison.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 27

They’re putting a philips skylight in my enclosure soon

Woman looks thrilled to be working at her computer under her philips skylight

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 24

please…attach one of these….pleae….

The Just Kidding Star - put this star in your post when you’re just kidding, so that your buddies know if you’re just joking around

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 19

donald trump, looking like death, holding up a signed memorandum of understanding

Emmanuel Macron, clapping in a manner most jupiterian

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 16

whose twelve year old son came up with Riddick

Originally shown as a human in Pitch Black,
Riddick's race is later revealed to be Furyan in subsequent sequels. The Furyans are a warrior race nearly exterminated by a military campaign that left their home planet, Furya, desolate. Riddick is one of the last surviving members of this race. His eyes, a defining feature, allow him to see clearly in the dark, a trait associated with a specific caste of Furyans known as Alpha-Furyans. In Pitch Black, he implies that his eyes were surgically altered, but this is later attributed to his Furyan heritage. To protect his eyes from bright light, he wears tinted welding
goggles

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 14

laura loomer calling out tulsi gabbard for just posting a bunch of russian propaganda on her way out the door

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· Jun 10

james gandolfini sporting a huge handlebar mustache in the denzel washington film Fallen

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 31

getting gasoline at the pump kind of feels like this these days, because of all the pain

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout!
Image of a trout, presumably

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 30

cat in the wind graph #catinthewindgraph

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 25

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 20

Somehow, Ahmedinejad returned

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 19

screenshot of a civilization 4 mod called caveman to cosmos. text: crime (cyberbullying). a black and white graphic of handcuffs. a red letter 1.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 19

#clupdate

clouds lit pink by the setting sun. a plane flies by.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 18

Trump walking with ai alien. Impact font: TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY THAT AGAIN

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 10

An olympic-sized swimming pool can technically be infinitely deep. The pool can reach into the realms of R’lyeh. The pool can cut through the earth to the other side of the universe. The pool can smash the stars into dust.

Wikipedia screenshot:
An Olympic-size swimming pool is used as a colloquial unit of volume, to make approximate comparisons to similarly sized objects or volumes. It is not a specific definition, as there is no maximum limit on the depth of an Olympic pool. The value has
an order of magnitude of 1 megaliter (ML). "1 Some style guides caution against the hyperbole of describing any relatively large
pool as "Olympic-size[d]" (2]

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 10

It turned out the people who run NJ are not only bad at knowing what planes are, they are bad at knowing what stars are as well

X dot com screenshot:
Tyler Austin Harper
@Tyler_A_Harper Again, *the entire political infrastructure* of NJ-current governor, former governor, Andy Kim and Cory Booker, state reps, law enforcement officials-are asking for federal help and the smug adult-in-the-room
response is "the people who run NJ are bad at knowing what planes are."
2% Nate Silver @NateSilver538 • Dec 14 Folks, Sen.-elect Andy Kim (D-NJ) and former Gov. Larry Hogan (R-MD) have said there are drones and even posted videos! These are rational people. I assumed it was some fake weird viral thing at first too but if you still think that
you're just not really following the story

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 8

whenever i see footage of Civ 7 i feel a little shocked. it’s like walking into one of these.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶@jpeg40k· May 7

took this photo in january of 2020. truly braudel never dies.