
Java moss has broken containment

Mail day from The Onion! Wearing this to mass every Sunday

From my little book from way back when. Just brutal murdering bastards of the seas. I’ve seen what they’ve done….

They had the man in the orca disguise last year!

Now shit is exploding wtf

He said hello back. Need to turn off his light so Mr/Mrs Snail can get to work

Uhh not sure what I bought, but it definitely makes a lot of wind

Gently grabbed its tail and it crashed out

Agreed. Had to get all of it.

I really like the dookie, but the birdhouse is so cute

Check out this perfectly cleft peach butt growing in my yard

Until then, this asshole gets to eat em.

Frozen mice will be a delicacy in a year or two

Guess I got these too. Excited to have blue urine and feces

Almost 3 weeks…but I got it out just now

Ah that part! Sorry, well yeah some farm guys are into cows and such, so they make friends with other farm guys, and word gets out and there’s one big rest area in town with truckers and travelers about. Also, this is what the AI says-

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone