Jason Petitjean

@jpeti

Primary care physician. Mediocre artist. Ex-Catholic. Trying to figure out Linux. Website:

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Jason Petitjean@jpeti· 21d

*Brain from Pinky and the Brain voice*: Yes!

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jul 14

Me, as I read our child's school's handbook espousing the Socratic method as the best method for discovering that the universe is orderly and purposeful and that there is Truth and Beauty:

A panel from Branson Reese's Swan Boy comic in which a Grizzly Bear named Cookiepuss contemplates killing the Athenians who found Socrates innocent. Swan Boy is a great comic. You should read it.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 29

Found on one of the doors in our endocrinology clinic. Thanks, AI.

An A.I. generated picture of a person with several cartoon organs both inside and outside the person. There is a pair of kidneys with adrenal glands outside the person with an arrow indicating that the adrenal glands are supposed to be in the man's arms. Also, there is an additional pair of kidneys inside the man in their appropriate place. The "adrenal glands" appear a second time with an arrow indicating that they belong in the liver. Something is mislabeled as a thymus with an arrow indicating it belongs in the neck, but there is also an appropriately drawn thymus in its proper place. The primary gland is wearing a little top hat.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 18

I owned this beautiful hunk of plastic.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 7

I found my son asleep under our bed.

A picture of two infant feet sticking out from under our bed as if they belonged to the Wicked Witch of the East.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· May 29

I continue to envy clever writers. www.theringer.com/2026/05/28/t...

An except from the linked article that reads, "This week, Pope Leo XIV presented his first papal encyclical, Magnifica Humanitas, which addresses the tremendous moral, spiritual, and political challenges facing the world in the age of AI. It is perhaps the single most profound document ever released by a White Sox fan."

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· May 7

If you haven't seen the Nintendo Direct about the new StarFox 64 remake for the Nintendo Switch 2, here is the in-game character model for Fox McCloud.

The meme of that taxidermy fox sitting in a chair

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· May 1

The "It's gonna be May" picture of Justin Timberlake with a caption that says "Rejoice! I am risen!"

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Apr 22

Someone told my patient she had a "memory seizure" - patient looked it up online and found that it described exactly what she was experiencing. I looked it up and the Google AI summary is the only place that mentions "memory seizures". Its listed sources don't even mention this term.

A screenshot of a Google AI summary. It talks about "memory seizures" as if they are well documented, distinct phenomena. The first few sources it lists do not mention the term "memory seizure" at all.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Mar 28

When your self-hosted media server only has one hundred movies to choose from

My self-hosted Jellyfin media program suggesting that I would love Wallace and Gromit since I liked John Wick so much.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Mar 15

Narrowing my list to nine was hard. Firstly, they didn't have Silksong on their list. I also have a bunch of honorable mentions. my9games.com

My top 9 games:

Shadow of the Colossus
Donkey Kong Country
Jak and Daxter
Super Mario Odyssey
Outer Wilds
1000x Resist
Nier Automata
Hades
Final Fantasy VII

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Mar 14

Sometimes, you witness a perfect panel. @bransonreese.bsky.social

A panel from the Internet comic Swan Boy by Brandon Reese in which a blind rodent describes how someone died using questionable sexual practices.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Feb 13

The illustrations for the Golden Books version of Goldilocks and the The Bears are top notch.

Picture of the Three Bears going for a walk while their porridge cools. Of note, the papa bear is wearing a fez hat.

A picture of the papa bear remarking on his disturbed porridge. His beady eyes and sharp teeth pop against a hungry and angry silhouette.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jan 20

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jan 17

Tasting notes for my first time in Napa valley.

A drawing of a man on the cover of a Taylor Family Vineyard information packet. He is thinking the word "gwapes."

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jan 10

Drawing with the kids markers

A bird drawing on whiteboard with marker. It thinks, "Sick of dem worms..."

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jan 6

Disney continues to show its utmost confidence in the latest phase of Marvel superheroes by announcing for the third time that nostalgia bait from 15 years ago will be starring in their new Avengers movie.

Avengers Doomsday trailer with Patrick Stewart in the thumbnail.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jan 3

Arts and crafts time with the daughter.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Oct 29

Belgian chocolate is art.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Oct 24

Made it to gay Paris

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Oct 15

Have another old drawing I made eons ago.

Some naked, non-specific anthropomorphic mammal shaking its butt. There is a caption that says "Twerk ethic!"

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Oct 15

Looking through my old photos on my phone. Found this old cartoon I drew about HIPAA.

A picture of a hippo sitting on a doctor. The hippo says, "Only dead doctors keep secrets."

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Sep 28

Drawing with the kids.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Sep 5

Thanks, Facebook:

A Facebook notification asking me to revisit a Facebook memory, the memory being a comment I made that said "HE'S GRABBING IT BY ITS PENIS IN THE FIRST PANEL"

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Aug 27

Got my new ZSA Voyager keyboard set up in my office.

My office desktop, featuring the ZSA Voyager split keyboard.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Aug 2

photo realistic smurf that movie executives from 15 years ago thought was a good idea

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jul 19

This is where I post from

Screen capture of the cages from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream video game

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 29

Coloring with the four year old while thinking about Gex.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 28

I opened Animal Crossing: New Horizons and instantly remembered how much animal trafficking people were committing to get this fucking cat.

Raymond the cat from Animal Crossing New Horizons.

Jason Petitjean@jpeti· Jun 8

The fact that there is any other reason why people would get injured on this slide is remarkable enough, but the apparently real reason why people were getting injured on this loop-de-loop slide is wild.