If you’re enjoying the Kid Mayor vibe, you need to watch DAVE (1993). It’s a guaranteed mood boost.

I adore when a Wikipedia article is like “this city LOVES trying to burn down.”

Alex Rogan is the best at a video game.

I’m on the kids’ side.

Ornithologist: The Dee-Meter is the number of “dees” a chickadee assigns to a given threat. My brain: Yes, this makes sense.

I keep finding the same number of beads every day??? Which shouldn’t be possible???

And I will keep doing it! If flawed characters have zero fans, then I am dead.

Both of us just sat there like this.

I met a cute baby garter snake today!

This is the most homoerotic action movie I’ve seen yet, and that is an extremely competitive field!

“Let people enjoy things!” No, I will not. Let animals survive things.

Excitement!

Unfortunately, it is RAVENOUS (1999).

I got locked out for a few hours due to the age verification testing they were running on here, but I’m back and fired up to repost the most smut humanly possible.

IT IS STILL MONDAY??

Yes! You are earning them!

There’s a preteen anole lizard taking a nap outside my window. (I won’t really hold it. But I want to! But I won’t.)

Uh oh.

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence. Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar.

Murdock’s outfit for dinner at a fancy restaurant (everyone else is in suits)! He really was my blueprint.

Nope. Don’t like it!

These two. 🥹

Like…that was your main job.

I saw Juno Temple in the trailer for GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE and squealed “Fargo season 5!” A legend.

Sitting pretty at the intersection of father’s day and Pride (M. Gustav is the bisexual dad who stepped up): my all-time favorite movie, THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL.

I had so much fun with this documentary (streaming free with ads on Tubi). I am so glad I have the opposite of collector’s brain because I almost had to fast forward all the enormous displays of their collections. Or maybe I’ve just had to move too many times, idk, but it made me stressed!

I enjoyed this one! A hapless stoner helps a ghost cop solve a series of murders. It’s not gory at all and it’s gay and funny. Streaming free with ads on Tubi.

Lord of the Rings makes a great autumn movie marathon, but OUTERLANDS (2025) is a queer coming of age (in middle age) movie with a trans nonbinary main character so it would be better for a Pride movie list.