That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit
@jroberts
Reader, recovering professional film critic, burgeoning literature academic/PhD student, has 5 invite codes available, he/they, biggest fan of smoothunicorn.bsky.social
So I wanted to look up the origins of "come" in the sense of "have an orgasm" (1650s!) then fell into a rabbit hole and here we are.
Also this moment takes up considerable space in my head.
Lmao porn wasn't enough for me to pay for a VPN but GOD FORBID the state of texas try and fuckin keep me from doom scrolling and posting poorly.
Me explaining why I study medieval dick jokes to my wife between her director meetings.
Finally got a picture of this gray fox that's been running through the yard.
Pick a new Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.
Recommend making your early 20s something daughter read Wuthering Heights and also buying them Tomodachi Life.
Came home from the grocery feeling like I pulled up on some shit I wasn't supposed to see.
Stepdaughter went to a zine fest and bought this amazing homemade sticker from some 8 year olds raising money for art supplies.
Down the rabbit hole of blankets made by the women of my family and this is tangential but I was cute as fuck.
@smoothunicorn.bsky.social with the one two combo of knitting and quilting because she collects hobbies.
Grandma Kay, meanwhile, did a lot of looser knit stuff. I have long suspected most of my family to be neurodivergent and I low key suspect she liked looser knits to stim.
We, the Drowned by Carsten Jensen isn't really Moby Dick inspired, per se, but if ye be wantin more by way of nautical hijinks, you could do A LOT worse. 🐋