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@jrsweany

Kaycee’s husband, and Moira’s dad. Nerd. Pansexual. Anarcho-communist. Living stereotype. Pronouns: He/him

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Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· 5d

Also, no shade intended to Esfandi, but “star”? He was in one scene, and never received a name. This is how far I had to scroll down to find him on IMDb.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· 6d

Strangers in Paradise #52 next to Mucha’s “Plate 8, Documents dècoratifs”, the piece that inspired the cover.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· 24d

JEAN!

Me, a 44-year-old man, laying in bed with my long, graying brown hair and beard. My glasses are blue, with deep red lenses.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· 24d

Enemy soldier shoots at Captain America, yelling, “No matter how good you are— you can’t beat us all off!” Caption America blocks the attack and thinks, “Just what I was worrying about!”

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 25

Found it. Everyone continues the “Crusher fucks ghosts” thing, which is funny, but I can’t help but wonder “Why limit ourselves?” There’s a Dark Universe of supernatural strange for her to explore.

TNG title card over a shot of the Enterprise D that reads “Bev Fucks a Mummy”.

Same title card which reads “Beverly and the Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth Share a Romantic Weekend at a B&B on Qo’nos”.

Shot of the D above a planet that reads “The Babadook is Wesley’s Step-Dad”.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 6

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 5

Adiane’s Gunmen Sayrune from the anime Gurren Lagann being made to say the quote post. Because all Gunmen’s faces are in their torsos, and because Sayrune is weirdly gendered in a way none of the others are (even other Gunmen piloted by women), its eyes are breasts and its mouth is weirdly triangular and located at its crotch.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 3

I’m not generally one to critique another’s inoffensive choices, but there’s a point where “Haha I enjoy wine occasionally” home decor becomes a wink-nudge cry for help.

A wooden magnet with black block lettering that reads, “Day 4 without alcohol: Lost hearing in my left eye”.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 3

The sushi restaurant we go to has a men’s room door that makes me anxious to go in there.

A wooden men’s room door, on which someone has drawn a face with an inscrutable expression and an inexplicable cut on its cheek. Is the man bemused at my need to pee, or disappointed? Why is his cheek bleeding, and how?

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· May 1

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 25

I receive a lot of texts and calls for someone named Mark who owns a property somewhere random. I used to say no and request to be taken off the list. Then I ignored them. But when “Sofia” asked if I was interested in a proposal on the property, what the hell? Why not?

Text from 3/14: “Absolutely! Now, I don't technically ‘own’ that property, but I'm sure we can figure something out, am I right?”

3/17: “Sofia, I really need to hear from you. You're in this now, and I will NOT go down alone. How was I supposed to know that old man was a fighter?”

Today (4/25): “Sofia, I'm freaking out. People are asking questions. I thought you wanted this house? Why won't you answer me?!”

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 22

Bret and Jemaine from HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. Bret says, “I’m all for ending this oppressive system but only if we do it without violence. “

Jemaine looks at him skeptically and replies, “So…. by magic?”

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 21

Yes, boycotting a videos game (for which there are no consequences at all) is the same as not paying your taxes. Very smart.

“Or that large numbers of US politicians receive funding from AIPAC and thus are complicit in the genocide? Are you boycotting paying your taxes because of this?”

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 19

It’s a little small, but I’m not just going to pass up this kinda magic. Dan Flashes charges $850 for something like this. #margargitaville #badwithmoney

Me with a “Yeah, it kind of had to happen” expression, wearing the shirt. It’s everything I’d hoped.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 19

I always know Kaycee will send me photos of the best stuff when she goes to the thrift store.

A text thread with my wife Kaycee. She says “Wut?”, followed by two photos of the busiest Margaritaville-branded Hawaiian shirt imaginable. It is awash in Jimmy Buffet logos, song lyrics, tikis, palm trees, palm leaves, who knows what else. You kind of just dissociate at a certain point.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 14

My favorite is the “maintenance required” warning that popped up because my car just hit 45,000 miles. The Maintenance Required Warning means that I get to go to the dealership and pay them $180 to turn off the Maintenance Required Warning.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Apr 12

Don’t know why I wrote this and didn’t post it. Seems fairly on-brand.

A Bluesky draft I wrote at some point and never posted that reads, “If I reach 30k followers, I’ll stop screaming obscenities in the mirror every morning no I won’t I’m sorry I lied.

I’ll scream twice as hard tomorrow.”

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Mar 28

Checks out. I see no reason to investigate further.

A green highway sign indicating the towns of Collins, Donegan, and Humansville with distances. A few low buildings are in the background.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Mar 28

Toilet Phone. For when you need to do business while you do your business.

An alcove in a hotel suite, painted with stripes of differing shades of yellow. On the wall is a painting of flowers in a black frame.

But the star of the show is the toilet, with a black phone mounted on the wall.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Mar 28

We tried to hit a couple of antique stores before we left Oklahoma City. The first was difficult to find because this was the entirety of their signage, so they were hard to distinguish from the sex shop next door. Apparently they were not accepting victims today, as the door was locked.

The front windows of an antique store. The store’s sign is on the floor behind the glass, partially obscured by other signage. A cloth sign advertising their Facebook page is draped across some wood, and the unit number is written on a window with a glass marker. Above the door is a wooden sign saying “ENTRANCE”, and a crude hand drawn
pumpkin leers at you despite it being late March.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Mar 28

Stopped at a cat cafe for some caffeine, and this cat is going full Snorlax.

A wooden bridge suspended in front of the pink window of a cat cafe. There are platforms on either side, and a grey striped cat is absolutely sawing logs in the middle of the bridge, blocking it completely and pulling it taut.

Starfleetwood Mac@jrsweany· Mar 27

My wife and I are driving from Kansas City to Oklahoma City (represented by the crudely-drawn red line) tomorrow to see a comedian we like, then driving back on Saturday. It’s a trip of 366 miles, and we’re looking at 10-11 hours round trip. For reference.