Jshmtn
@jshmtn
Head of Maths | DCFC 🐏
Harry in bed, football on. Waiting for Laura to get back later after her nail appointment with pizza.
But it’s been widely accepted including in the Oxford dictionary since 2008 (when the financial crisis led to fewer holidays abroad) that staycation can refer to a holiday in your own country so it feels a bit unfair to suggest it’s belittling you?
Look how perfect Harry’s hair is for a mullet but Laura won’t let me shave the sides. A disgrace.
Used my ‘perk’ day Monday to be able to go centre parcs during term time so we didn’t need to remortgage. Big lad slept like a champ whilst we watched football with pizza. Now he’s up exploring the cabin. Cannot believe 1 week today we have a 1 year old!
There isn’t an act of aggression severe enough to justify what is and what has happened with regards the lives of children being lost.
Guess who’s getting mardy because I won’t let him open the cupboard under the sink or touch the plug sockets…
This would be the last thing I’d want if I was Burnham. Cannot think of anyone in the Labour Party less popular than Streeting 😂
Release a bloke who is in prison for murdering 3 innocent people you say? Have you been kicked in the head by a horse this morning?
I wonder what gymnastics Darren Grimes will have to do to turn this into a negative.
Gave up after 4 laps due to being wet and freezing cold as well as the course feeling like a bog. Fair play to my sister who carried on to get her first marathon distance though!
652 people reacted to this with a laugh emoji. How gutting is it living in a country so toxic where these rat bastards feel emboldened enough to be publicly celebrating the deaths of people for what? Their religion? Skin colour?
Master bedroom in the new house nearly finished. Just need shutters for the bottom halves of the windows and new curtains also need to decide on something between the windows if we decide against a TV in there.
@psalisbury.bsky.social didn’t realised you’d seconded on to social media influencer role
Lauras taken Harry for a nap. Contrary to the question mark, this isn’t actually a question…