Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo

@jsj

I'm a husband 🏳️‍🌈, dog dad 🐕, and software engineer 👨‍💻 living in the beautiful Pacific Northwest. he/him Mastodon: @j_s_j@mastodon.social

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Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· 27d

Siri knows what’s up

Screenshot of CarPlay, Apple maps showing a suggested destination of the Yes Coach & Stank Pride 2026 event

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Jun 18

Definitely information only subscribers should have, @nbcnews.com!

Screenshot showing an article headline comparing the new Iran “deal” to Obama’s Iran deal. A large “For Subscribers” banner appears above it

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Jun 15

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· May 25

Oregon drivers

Two vehicles with Oregon plates parked outside the lines

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Apr 21

@nbcnews.com It’s Capitol. Not Capital.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Dec 18

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Sep 11

My response

to moderation@blueskyweb.xyz

You don't even tell me which post was supposedly offensive? How am I supposed to know what I did?

Also, you're wrong.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Sep 10

Sure is. If only he'd done that...

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Aug 22

Quote this post with a game you think deserves a remaster.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Jun 23

Seriously y'all I like the idea of Liquid Glass but this is a usability *nightmare*.

Screenshot from the iOS 26 beta that reads: “Device Added to Your Account
An iPad now has access to iMessage and FaceTime. If you don't recognize this device you can remove it in Settings.”

The text is white, against a very light, blurred background due to the bright color in the background. It is difficult to read the text.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Jun 14

I'll keep shouting from the rooftops, #WiFi7 is no joke

Screenshot from Steam showing a 1.5Gbps download speed.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Jun 6

AI won't be ready for the masses until these disclaimers aren't necessary

While we strive to provide accurate and helpful responses, Al-generated content may not always be accurate, complete, or up-to-date, and it is not a substitute for human judgment. Do not rely solely on Al responses for critical decisions, including security matters.

Firewalla is not responsible for any consequences resulting from Al-generated outputs. Always verify important information with trusted sources before taking any action.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· May 30

Credit where it's due, #Quantum made the switch from #CenturyLink seamless. The new ONT is much smaller/nicer, too. And you can't argue with these results...

Screenshot of a speed test from my router app, showing two gigs down and one gig up

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· May 12

#SmartHome stuff gets a bad rap, often deservedly so, but #Rachio's smart sprinkler controller has saved me literally **tens of thousands** of gallons of water. I wholeheartedly recommend it. If I could replace my lawn with something else, I would, but I have an HOA.

Screenshot of an email from Rachio indicating that my next watering will be skipped because of recent and/or forthcoming rainfall. I will save 533 gallons of water from being used needlessly.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Apr 18

Hello, beautiful...

Photo of an AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D CPU in its plastic packaging

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Feb 26

Uhhhh who now what now?

Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal headline that reads, “Elon Musk’s DOGE Adventure Leads to Knotty Accounting Question for Tesla”

The spelling for knotty being k-n-o-t-t-y.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Dec 4

Sometimes the best 3D prints are the simplest. Here I made some simple blocks with a lip to bookend my #Focusrite audio interface, so my #Schitt headphone amp can sit on top as a perfectly sized stack. #3DPrinting

Photo of a Schitt Jotunheim 2 audio interface sitting on top of a Focusrite 2i2 audio interface with the assistance of two 3D printed blocks. These sit on either side of the Focusrite and make it the same width and depth as the Schiit.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Nov 27

Some days I wonder if @bungie.net has any idea just how much goodwill it has pissed away pleasing Pete Parsons while fucking over the entire #Destiny2 community...

Screenshot of the Steam launcher page for Destiny 2. A red rectangle highlights the last time played, November 18th, more than a month preceding the post date. A yellow box highlight the play time, 4385 hours.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Nov 16

I'm sure glad #Apple banned #porn on the #AppStore. You'd hate for it to get run over with scammy apps.

Screenshot of the App Store home page as of this posting. Shows a gacha game above the Google Gemini app.

Jose Schacherer-Jaramillo@jsj· Nov 13

I know doorbell cameras are a security concern. But as a home owner, they seem like a necessary evil.