A Jason Tabrys
@jtabrys
Longtime managing features editor at UPROXX, now roaming the countryside looking to right wrongs, blog blogs, and endure being a #Mets fan Work seen at Mental Floss, Splinter, Just Baseball, Pajiba #TCA critic Portfolio:
There’s a Lew Haywards arm from Scrooged texture to them when they’re expired
You ever buy something just to add some confusion to the estate sale when you die? That's why I have a full-length poster for the 1989 John Travolta film, The Experts
I jbow they got destroyed, but this is such a pretty follow-through on a moonshot by Benge #Mets
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Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark debuted in the same year, and Angel's signature shoe beat Caitlin's to market by a full year. What is Nike doing? And I don't want to hear that it took them this long to perfect the design, because the shoe looks like the LeBron XXI. #Sneakers
I don't know what people are talking about, my man looking good as De Niro's Frankenstein going for a job interview.
Fine... I REALLY loved the idea of Micah Nori as the Bulls' HC, but this will do.
My GPS has started saying New Jersey like Emma Stone says New Era in Bugonia
The last time I was here the #Mets were 45-26. They went 66-89 since. They won tonight. I am the new Grimace!
Currently perched on a garbage can taking cover from the rain. Excited to get to watch the #Mets from my seat with a GREAT WET ASS
Still less security than they used to keep Charles Oakley out of the garden
Look at this god damn magic act. I ate half of it and I feel like I’m dying.
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