JThomasAlbert

@jthomasalbert

Call me Tommy. Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird If you quote-repost me to get a dogpile going, I will just mute the thread.

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JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· 29d

Roger Dean

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 10

Drop something toothy.

Still image from the horror movie "Fright Night" (1985) featuring actress Amanda Bearse as Amy Peterson, a young woman who has been transformed into a vampire with a fang-filled ear-to-ear grin.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 8

"I spoke with my old friend, Mitch McConnell. . ."

Illustration from the classic Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol or: Ebenezer Scrooge." Ebenezer, in his sleepong attire, is seated before the fireplace and confronted by the ghost of his deceased business partner, Jacob Marley, who drags heavy burdensome chains representing the sins he committed in life.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 4

"The Shining" (1980)

Still image from the 1980 horror film "The Shining" zoomed in on an old photograph captioned "Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball 1921." The man hosting the party bears an alarming resemblance to the film's main character, a man born well after 1921 who, possibly driven mad by the malevolent spirit of the hotel, attempts to murder his wife & child.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 4

"Frogs" (1972) The family celebrates Independence Day and the birthday of the family patriarch. Uninvited guests crash the party.

Still image from the 1972 horror film "Frogs." A July 4th celebration is interrupted by a horde of invading frogs who trample a cake decorated like the American flag.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 4

"Return of the Living Dead" (1985) The following day kicked off with some spectacular fireworks.

Opening image from the 1985 horror/comedy "eturn of the Living Dead" featuring the Uneeda Medical supply warehouse with the caption "July 3, 1984 5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 4

The mem with Squidward Tentacles looking out his window at Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star looking happy & having fun with Squidward labelled "My Hometown" and Spongebob & Patrick labelled "New York City." This is in response to New York City Mayor, Zohran Mamdani, doing yet another awesome thing to make the lives of people living in New York City better.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 2

Palette cleanser.

Photo of a custom muscle car with a massive engine.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 2

Totoro, of course.

Still image from the 1988 Studio Ghibli animated feature "My Neighbor Totoro" featuring the titular woodland spirit who resembles a cross between a raccoon and an owl. He sits on a branch above a stream alongside two young girls and some small forest spirits fishing in the stream.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jul 1

The Chris Matthews/Tucker Carlson Hardball outrage meme with a photo of unicorn hoody pajamas on a headless store mannequin making the unicorn head look squashed & deformed with a wide mouth.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jun 29

Randomly remembered this from my childhood. I think I was about 7 or 8 years old? My mother bought a lot of horror paperbacks in the 1970s/1980s. She wouldn't let me read them, but occasionally left them lying around to traumatize the Hell out of me.

Photo of the cover of the 1978 horror/thriller novel "Keeper of the Children" ny William Hallahan. It features a decapitated teddy bear chopping a mouse in half with a hatchet. The teddy bear's ripped-off head lies in the foreground, glaring at the reader with a single red button eye. The other eye lies nearby. A realistic tongue sticks out of the teddy's mouth. The stuffing in the stump of the teddy's neck is spattered with blood.

JThomasAlbert@jthomasalbert· Jun 28

. . . Is there nobody checking these ads before they put them out live online? Because I can't think of anything tht would make me want to click on this LESS.