Jujupiter

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Putting the euro in neuroqueer

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Jujupiter@jujupiter· 16d

I suggest Marie Curie in Gucci glasses eating paella with the birds by the Danube river and in front of Van Gogh's Starry Night #AIgenerated

Parodic suggestion of design for the 20€ note featuring Marie Curie in Gucci glasses eating paella with the birds by the Danube river and in front of Van Gogh's Starry Night

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jul 9

The United States does not, in fact, “have the strait” at this moment. At any rate, Trump capped these remarks by assuring his audience, and perhaps even those listening in Tehran: “We’re not looking for long term.”

I taught strategy at the Naval War College to military officers and senior civilians for a long time. The subject does not have a lot of hard-and-fast rules; wars share common characteristics but each conflict has its own peculiarities and exigent circumstances. One good guideline, however, is to avoid threatening your enemy and then immediately announcing that you really have no stomach for a fight. Strong leaders keep their own counsel and let their actions speak for them; weak leaders make threats and then broadcast how much they don’t want to carry them out.

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Apr 11

Oh wait, apparently all the ADHD bullshit ads I've ever seen were coming from Wisey. I like the one that says "RESPONCE".

An advert about ADHD featuring different types of scifi eyes

An advert about ADHD saying "ADHD IS NOT INFIDELITY. IT'S AN ADHD RESPONCE." while featuring a nonsensical graph and someone screaming while surrounded by butterflies.

An advert about ADHD saying "ADHD is not laziness. It is a depression response." and featuring nonsensical images.

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 26

Flowering gum #Plants #Trees #Flowers

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 20

Laule www.euractiv.com/opinion/the-...

Article excerpt saying: "It is painful for anyone to admit they’re wrong. And even more painful to admit that the French were right."

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 18

That bin is SO wasted #PunOfTheDay

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 17

Don't get it wrong!

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 17

Red flowering gum #Plants #Trees #Flowers

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Dec 3

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Three characters wearing the flags of France, South Korea and Brazil cheer when they hear "Every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President this year may leave early!" while a character wearing the flag of the US stays behind.

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Nov 20

My iconic radiant rainbow chrome mug

Rainbow much from above displaying iridescent radiance on a shadow

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Nov 9

I posted on Facebook that I deleted Grindr and Scruff and now the algorithm is trolling me

My Facebook feed showing an article with masturbation tips

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Oct 22

Leaf Devil

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Oct 1

Are there pictures that have the power to move you? Because I have found this in my stuff.

Pinups Magazine N°5 showing two topless men smiling with their eyes closed while their beards touch

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Sep 21

Why does the Universe exist? Why does humankind have such a self-destructive side? Why do cafés serve pastries on napkins?

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Aug 16

Forget the white rabbit Follow the Bad Bunny

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Aug 11

I keep ignoring ads for AI boyfriends but now they're offering me a whole harem of 10 botfriends! Stoooooop! I really need to leave the Meta apps.

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Aug 11

I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking "who wants to toast some smegma?"

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Aug 6

I peed in the forest and that lizard DRANK MY FUCKING PISS!!!

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Aug 1

I used to call the gradient from hot pink to orange "California Sunset Gradient" but I'm gonna have to rename it "Hot Honey Halloumi Bruschetta Gradient" because this is so perfect. You never know when beauty will strike!

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jun 14

Oh, it's an order

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Mar 30

@markduplass.bsky.social should totally be cast in #Smile3

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Mar 23

Sunset beach walks forever

Jujupiter@jujupiter· Jan 24

There's a Björk quote (and outfit) for every situation