JB Long
@jumpbuttoncb
game designer, writer, occasional voice actor, pro-wrestler once upon a time biding my time locked away in the cave like a mystical demon until I come back out swinging previously: design director for antonblast, antonball deluxe
I WOKE UP LATE AND DECIDED FOR SOME REASON THAT I WOULD WATCH THE DIRECT BLIND INSTEAD OF JUST READ NEWS AND BOY HOWDY DID I SCREAM
gee whiz, this game took me eight years to beat, I'm exhausted, I sure hope no one announces a sequel anytime soon
"What if we release fewer products per year and all of those products try to be singularly evergreen"
Yeah I'm heated but fuck man this fuckin' easily sustainable industry actively DECIDES to not be sustainable because these needle dick nimrods need a few more bucks in their pockets and would rather hemorrhage money and talent and shutter games and studios in 72 hours than get there over time
every wrasslin' guy in the game industry simultaneously posting their hulk hogan posts just now:
Wonder whether the decision-maker who called these shots is one of the 300 people on the chopping block at Virtuos today... I know what my *guess* would be!
it is my opinion that this is the greatest single portion of music in this entire franchise
Heat index ('feels like' temperature) was 39 C (102 F) here yesterday and will be 41 C (106 F) tomorrow I love it, it's good stuff
10pm last night it's "We OBLITERATED the nuke sites" 10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!" Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"
Me when I'm in a recognizing my own siblings competition and my opponents are Char Aznable and Sayla Mass
me when I accidentally glance at the quarter of the screen where the assist mode menu option is in a game and it starts showing me its 400 pop ups about "the intended experience" and "designed to be challenging"
