Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie
@junglewuv
he/him nb bi, ska music enjoyer, team shitpost Milwaukee, WI parody account
what the fuck? how am i completely hammered watching clydesdales pull wagons. that's crazy lol
another beautiful evening listening to midwestern emo at the x-ray arcade
worst year for conflicts at Riot Fest in living memory. jeeeeez
god bless the x-ray arcade (and the actual local music scene here too)
when the chinese take out looks like this you know that shit about to be 🔥🔥🔥
*if there's a giant hawk flying over the park, that genuinely nobody has noticed. but birb has to be like, ok normally i catch Oakland city rats in this field what the FUCK is going on
recommend: martinellis hard cider, it is the same quality as their juice. which is to say it fucking rules
day 3! featuring a very especial guest, the large-format shower beer
shout out to the vending machine people for this absolutely unhinged lineup:
hot Wisconsin summer in full swing y'all, take a Schlitz and enjoy yourself
Bob Nanna? this motherfucker's name is seriously Bob Nanna?
insta's not letting me add the song 'Drips' by Eminem to this so use your imagination ig
Milwaukee really is built different, get you a city with a permanent festival grounds (i think the Zounge is new? also $11 for what are functionally two topped slices is unmatchable)
i found that liquor store that sells individual large-format walking around beers in specifically-sized paper bags! (and fr not a moment too soon, happy Summerfest to all who celebrate!)
ok bluesky update review i am loving the drafts folder
if you have to read a children's book for adults for work, at least you can do it somewhere nice.
i feel like if all three hand drawn portraits of me see each other at the same time they self destruct? so like, dangerous to have two out, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ le decor