Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes

@juniperbear

Not actually a dog but mostly post pictures of my three couch potatoes • Juniper Bear and Alice and Franklin

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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· 28d

Poppy didn’t follow me upstairs, which I thought was weird—until I realized I forgot to put her egg in her bowl after it cooled off. She’s TOO patient.

A large dog licking her lips after finally getting her egg.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· 28d

Please tell Wilson that our sweet Alice was also born with a blurry tail, and though she never grew out of it, she managed to live a long and happy life.

A white dog with a blurry tail, resting on top of her best friend Franklin.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· 28d

Franklin says nope. Going back to bed.

A small senior dog looking like he’s ready for the day.

The same dog but he put his head back into the blankets.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· 29d

The sun came up again, and Poppy is betting today will be another great day!

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 12

Poppy was up late celebrating. 🤫

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 12

Poppy is finally getting the attention she deserves.

A large dog with five hands simultaneously giving her scritches.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 11

Will there ever be eggs again?

Same photo as before but the dog looks slightly less enthusiastic and is licking her lips.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 11

Poppy got a walk! She thinks everyone should try it!

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 11

Will we ever go for walkies again?

A large dog resting her head on an ottoman and looking at me with a forlorn expression.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 11

My favorite thing about this photo is that Franklin looks excited because I am holding a tortilla chip, but it has been several years since he was last able to eat a tortilla chip. Anyway, happy weekend from Franklin. 🥰

A small senior pup who only has eyes for a tortilla chips. He is wearing a sweater and his ears are enormous.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 11

She senses last bite and comes running.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 10

Poppy is just wondering why I brought home four sandwiches for lunch when I could have brought home five sandwiches instead.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 9

Just got an egg. 100% sure that my egg and bagel are also for her.

A large dog is who is awfully confident that she’s about to get second lunch. She is on the floor waiting for me to serve her.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 9

I adore Poppy and I think the feeling is mutual 😅

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 9

Must use every inch of bed.

A large dog lounging on her side on a different part of the bed.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 9

Poppy has her bed back.

A large dog spread out on her back on a large dog bed.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 9

In which Poppy needs much reassurance from me after I had to close the door to the bedroom for two minutes because she was standing on top of my laptop while we tried to print an important document. (She is innocent and perfect.)

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 8

A large dog malfunctioning. Her paws are curled inward and her face is making the mind blown expression.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 8

Franklin is just wondering what a dog needs to do to get a bowl of popcorn, preferably delivered to him in bed as this pillow and comforter are pretty comfortable.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Poppy is not sure you know this, but the coffee machine is adjacent to the treat bag if you’re into multitasking.

A large dog sitting at the edge of the kitchen, excited at the prospect of of treats.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Not sure even bagels and cream cheese can fix this injustice.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

lol literally Poppy right now (she looks sad because my son is eating chocolate and isn’t sharing)

A large dog with her front leg curled under her.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Oh hey guys, it’s me, Poppy, ready for another amazing day.

A large dog sitting in a living room, wondering what we’re doing next.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Did he notice yet?

Same as before but dog is looking over the back of the couch to see if the human is coming back.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Confidently claiming her space.

A large dog, same as previous photos but head is now resting on the couch.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Sorry what? Poppy can’t hear you. She’s pretending to be asleep.

Same as previous photo but the dog’s eyes are closed.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 7

Poppy took a recently vacated couch spot and is waiting to see if she will get away with it.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 6

Franklin hopes you had a great weekend.

A small senior pup being held up to the camera. His tongue is hanging way out.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 6

Poppy has reclaimed my nephew’s bed.

A large dog sleeping on a trundle bed that is still out after my nephew returned home from his visit.

Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear· Jul 6

I left Poppy to take my brother and nephew to the airport this morning. I was gone for approximately forever (1.5 hours and there were two people at home with her). Lots to make up for.