juniper fiona apple rust

@juniperriver

Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic. She/her. 🕯️ ice must be destroyed 🕯️

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juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· 27d

But somehow nobody drifted at all into the bike lane, and I rescued the damn thing. Unscathed! (and soon to have a short lanyard and clip attached because fuck that ever happening again.) The End

White person's hand in fingerless biking gloves holding a MIK key, which is a black plastic rectangle with a retractable bit inside. Not a scratch on it.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· 28d

My furball

Fluffy gray cat with white belly and mismatched white socks. She's asleep, tucked into an irregular circle shape, and her front paws are curled like a bunny's. It looks like she has a fang out, but it's actually the white "frown" marking on her lower lip.

Same cat, this time awake. She's belly up with her paws bunny curled again, partly under a blanket. She has a felt ball on her chest that she'd recently batted all through the house before singing victory and flopping into her bed. She's staring into the camera, upside down, with one green eye, pupil big and round. The other eye is mostly closed to keep the blanket off. Her little frown marking is very visible, like cartoon vampire teeth.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jul 4

Not even my dog. I'm a caregiver for a family member. Dog wouldn't come up on the bed, she can't get on the floor, so I got to be the dog's weighted blanket until the CBD biscuits kicked in. And we found the doggy xanax for later when it gets really loud. Here she is on a happier day.

Relaxed dog smiling at the camera with her tongue out.
She's a pitbull mix, mostly black with some brown brindle stripes. She's wearing an orange bandana around her neck, and has obviously been rolling in the dirt.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jul 3

@spindlypete.bsky.social I finally found a picture wayyyyy back in my camera roll

Gray mountain bike with green and yellow accents.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jun 23

Not often I see a parking job worth a public shaming, but taking up 8 parking spots and half a lane at the clinic will do it

Big lifted black truck with a boat on a trailer behind it. I repeat: with a boat. At the clinic.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jun 19

Saw a nice sunset while on my evening bike ride.

The last little bit of sunset looks like a lava flow coming over the hill. The rest of the sky is more gray, with a few wisps of pink clouds. The darker clouds have a little lavender on their bellies. There are conifers in the distance, across a field, and a large bush in the foreground.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jun 11

Elmo from Sesame Street with his hands up toward the sky, in front of a wall of flames.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Jun 4

Nah when I brought my brat home from surgery her butt wobbled around behind her like it belonged to another cat then she decided it was in fact another cat and tried to murder it when I intervened she sprinted under the couch to hide and was trapped there by her cone it was quite an evening.

Gray and white cat hunkered down tinder a couch. The couch springs and supports are flattening the blue cone she's wearing. She has a green bandage around her forearm and has been shaved. Her eye shine looks like lasers activating, and her expression is extremely grumpy.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· May 13

A very scribbly digital sketch of a white sheep on a green background. Yellow text above the sheep scribble says "Happy birthday Shep!"

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· May 2

Gray cat with white belly floof. She's on her side but tummy up like cats do, and her paws are curled up under her chin. Her eyes are closed, and my hand is on her tummy.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 28

Good night

Little gray cat curled up asleep. There's a bit of an electric blanket puddled up on the floor, and she's made herself a little nest in it. Her fluffy tail is covering her back feet and her front paws are under her head for a pillow.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 28

"This is Voyager 1. It's currently the farthest manmade object from Donald Trump. Lucky fucker." A nice sketch of Voyager 1 accompanies the text.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 24

Same, except at my apartment with a cat

Gray cat in a teal harness. She's on my lap and we're both in a hammock chair. The hammock chair is made of green and blue yarns.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 18

Out birdwatching with my furball

Gray cat in a harness, laying on my legs in a hammock.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 13

Right there with you. My skull should be whistling like a tea kettle

Barometric pressure chart from the Migraine Buddy app. The pressure line looks like the steep hill and long downhill at the start of a rollercoaster. Currently, it looks like today's maximum barometric skull squeeze will be around midnight.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 10

@spindlypete.bsky.social I made you something for the garden tour

Peaky Blinders meme where Tommy Shelby aggressively tells his gang that there will be "No fighting! No fucking fighting!" but now it says "No criticism! No fucking criticism!" instead.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Apr 4

Until further notice:

Batman slapping Robin meme:
Robin: You just need to think more positive.
Batman: MY SEROTONIN RECEPTORS CAN'T HEAR YOU.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Mar 25

Meatball offers condolences. She is also the elder cat who rebuffs all offers of friendship from an upstart youngster. The baby's crime this time was squeaking whilst yawning, on the other side of the room. How very dare.

Meatball the black cat, recently awakened from a lovely nap. She's lying on her side and looking at the camera beseechingly, as if to say "can we send her back now? Pretty please?"

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Mar 24

Adding silly dogs from my petsit because Sarah said all the words I would have

Foreground: black brindle pit bull mix with her tongue peeking out, snoring. Background: little white-adjacent curly haired dog curled up like a cat.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Mar 21

A cup of loose leaf tea labeled "Cancer Sun: Milk Oolong tea."

Some red corn silk labeled "pisces moon."

Leo Venus is brandy flavoring, the label of which is in front of two glasses of brandy.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Mar 13

This is where the cats are 💕 Right there with you on the joint pain. I'm trying to pretend my legs don't exist.

Gray and white tuxedo cat with her front paws curled up by her chin. She's tummy up and tucked under a fuzzy blanket to her elbows.

juniper fiona apple rust@juniperriver· Mar 13

I've thought about getting one of these to stop wrecking my curls so bad, with the bonus of keeping my glasses drier. Haven't yet, largely because I suspect my brother would razz me endlessly