Mike Jurney
@jurney
New Mexican, New Yorker, Dad, SRE, Gardener.
America's eugenicist-in-chief looking exactly like the proboscis monkeys' eugenicist-in-chief
From the actual cdc.gov website. First bullet point on their Preventing Cyclosporiasis page is "No one fully knows how Cyclospora gets into food and water." Load-bearing "fully" there, I guess.
For a kid like me who grew up on syndication and the Big Three networks, and was there when YouTube started, seeing something like this happen is absolutely wild. 1.5+ million accounts watching an indie series finale - at my house there are 10 people watching one of those streams.
I'm not a big NBA fan, but flashback to the time my buddy got pretty serious MSG courtside seats and brought me along
Wait how are THE BRIOSCHI and the Galeffi Effervevescente related? Our family is not Italian on any axis but we discovered this accidentally at the grocery store and it's our first go-to when we have tummy troubles
Jesus christ, I took this picture in 2014 of what I learned in the 90s from my dad to call "bachelor's lunch". It's a pound of browned ground beef and a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese mixed in a bowl (beer optional). Get over yourselves.
My congressman is Mike Lawler, a deeply unprincipled an off-putting power grabber who smiles like a guy whose favorite dessert is toenails. It sucks.
Google lost the power to disappoint me a long, long time ago but this Is particularly gross given everything
This image for me has been like the "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker in a way. I see the same thing, seems bad, but I'd never have thought about it again if other people hadn't be so vocally horrified. A reminder that maybe I don't see the word the same way most do.
I guess I mostly used them for cheese like that before I caught a milk allergy, but for garlic we got this one years ago before it got rebranded and doubled in price
I love spring for many reasons, but I especially love spring for specifically this reason.
I worked at Google for a really, really long time. The deep commitment to Getting It Right was what made it such a special place, even moreso than its commitment to serving its users, especially after that commitment started to wane. Seeing this on the first result to my search is so disheartening.
Had to clear some volunteer garlic out of one of the beds today, which is not a problem for me in any way whatsoever
Mike Lawler is getting press and doing shows, and as a constituent it's nice to see how clearly his condescending, smirking contempt for normal people shines through. But it's incredibly important to also remember that he looks like the kind of guy that eats his victims nipples-first.