Oh right. A giant bathtub.

We absolutely play UF this year.

Same picture, etc.

Women in athleisure, you say?

Work is dumb, but I am still pretty.

Worked out even though I didn’t want to, please clap.

These are the same photo.

And then sometimes it’s like this. This is way better.

Michael’s said, “do you want this test tube decor?” And I said, “you mean aesthetic plant propagation station? Hell yes, I do.”

🐦‍⬛

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS PHOTO OF ME??? It is LITERALLY more than 20 years old! The oldest photo on my phone is from 2018?????

Today’s lingerie wash.

Great news: got to feed the crows on my way into work this morning.

Absolutely losing my mind over this showing up in my inbox. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Mom has updates.

My mom tabled for her church at Pride and gave out glitter blessings. 🥲

I am anti-hamburger!

Dad is alive and good. Looks like this.

Very little is better than arping, actually.

Okay, I did it, now please tell me “good job.”

This isn’t helpful at all for you, but here are all five.

Spotted this in the wild yesterday.

I think @scribblymoth.bsky.social posted this shirt, and I was like. Yes, actually.

Trying to get motivated to pack for the state bar conference, so here’s a selfie as procrastination.

Wake up, sluts; it’s time for brunch.

New leaf, who dis?

Gonna go be gay at a women’s soccer game.

Headed to Smut Slam.

First new leaf since this one came into my care, and a new one coming in on the albo.