Fuck. Off.

Stop sacrificing our data to the creation of your computer god, and maybe we'd have fewer of these problems.

The phone used to call Mitch McConnell. #AlitaBattleAngel @alitabattleangel.bsky.social

All. Animals.

This one is going to hold up for a while. by @twonks.bsky.social

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Not really…

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Any simpletons still wondering who the “baddies” are?

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone. “Oh, it’s an emergency?”

Slight traffic stop, this morning. #birdsky

Nope, too busy cuddling. 🥰 #dogsky

Just bloom scrolling and complimenting people's art. I doodled this cat/lemur/bunny critter at a Drink & Draw, even though this isn't my creative medium. The prompt was Star Wars creatures. 🥰

WHEN EXACTLY DID A STEADY, FULL-TIME JOB STOP BEING ENOUGH TO BUILD A NORMAL LIFE? And I hope this isn’t fake, because I also remember family and family friends who made ends meet while working retail. ☹️

trek.epicrandomness.com

My primary rifftrax go-to 😁

Winneconne missed the memo, again. 🙄 #poodlesky #poodlesofbluesky #poodlesofbsky #dogsky

Post Your Warning Sign

Post your warning sign.

Good thing the military has no other concerns.

Every day 🥰

Traumatized!

I talked some smack, but getting bodied by a 60lb poodle when I get home is the best part of my day. Bonus Lottie snuggling up to her mama.

So traumatized.

🍑

Team Diplodocus! Once I lull people into talking dinos, I mention my favorite Proboscidea. Many have not forgiven me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platybe...

Reminder to creatives: Your craft is not a waste of time. You are needed and appreciated. Lottie for the #catsky tax