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Jordan Vance (no relation)

@jvance

Your honor, I'm a dog. Perpetually exhausted motion machine. Making things go beep boop.

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Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· 5d

I should mention that Pepper continues to be the most perfect angel.

A brindle dog lying on a bluestone patio

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· 5d

Chickpea is watching the grill with me. She is barking at every passing dog.

A man in a blue shirt and a fawn dog sit in front of a gray house.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 23

Amazing night last night listening to @praddenkeefe.bsky.social talk about being an incredibly compassionate human and reporter.

Patrick Radden Keefe on stage being asked questions about London Falling.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 17

First tulip

A red tulip with three other buds ready to pop too

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 1

Boogie woogie woogie

An MBTA bus with Electric on the top level.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 26

Family meal

A dog looking at a fat orange cat on the arm of a couch. Also there is a brindle dog but she doesn't care about any of the goings on

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 13

This was pretty neat indeed. This red-tailed hawk flew right in front of me, landed on a fence post and just showed off his dinner for a bit. #birds

A red tailed hawk perched atop a fencepost. In its left talon is a rat and a plastic bag. The hawk is looking over its right shoulder.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 2

Our lab/greyhound mix turned out to be shepherd/viszla.

A fawn dog sitting in front of many plants. Spring is coming soon.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Feb 21

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Feb 14

Sorry for your loss @steventdennis.bsky.social

A great blue heron at the bottom of a spillway.

A bird of prey on a leather glove

5 pelicans on a fishing boat

Two kookaburras on a tree branch

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Jan 11

A fawn dog on a red couch covered in a red fox blanket. The dog is contorted in a seemingly uncomfortable pose, but such are dogs.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Nov 27

A fawn dog in the woods with a cascade of water running behind her. The dog is smiling. It is a good day.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Aug 28

Two good dogs, one brindle, one fawn, walking along a dusty path. The fawn one has a hat in her mouth.

A brindle dog and a fawn dog lying entangled on some grass.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Jul 11

A fawn dog lying on a red couch with its head resting on the couch armrest. A fish cat toy lies between its paws.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· May 6

Yup

A fawn dog resting it's head on green pants. She knows it's vacation time and she's not coming

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 19

In.

Two dogs lying in the grass. One is chill. The other is an idiot.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 16

Anyhow, here's Pepper

A brindle dog looking over is shoulder while lying on a teal blanket. One of its jowls hangs down comically

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 9

Duolingo screen with the text:

Nous perdons beaucoup d'argent.

We're losing a lot of money.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Apr 6

Chickpea is not happy about being dropped from consideration

A snarling dog with its tongue between its teeth. She's really a good dog but gets super cranky when she is tired.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 21

A fawn dog and an orange cat on a red couch. A snek dog toy is on the floor in front of the cat.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 13

Boopable snoot

A fawn doggo, snoot extended and asleep, waiting for a boop. Boop that snoot for democracy

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 9

Make America academics middling. What a bunch of stupid fucking smooth-brained assholes.

When President Trump and his allies think of the idealized version of higher education, they don’t look to the Ivy League or the revered universities of the United Kingdom. They look to Hungary, a middle-tier economy without a single college or university ranked among the world’s top 400.

Over the past 15 years, Hungary’s right-wing prime minister, Viktor Orbán, has installed political allies in leadership roles, slashed funding for independent scientific research, and cut support for the humanities in what he has described as a campaign to save universities from financial ruin and, crucially, root out the pernicious influence of left-wing radicals and globalists.

”I think his way has to be the model for us,” Vice President JD Vance said of Orbán’s approach last year.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Mar 1

Trump take egg

A Trader Joe's shelf with only 1 dozen eggs left and some organic blue and brown egg dozens are just in frame.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Feb 26

Ugh everything here is buried in snow and ice. Currently snugging Chickpea instead.

A fawn dog curled into a tight ball

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Feb 1

Current feeling

A snarling dog, upset about Ireland's current state of play

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Jan 5

This is a weird Encyclopedia Brown book

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Dec 11

Anyhow, it's exhausting. Everything is exhausting.

Scrunched-up face of a dog sleeping on another dog's hind quarters.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Nov 29

Hooded mergansers in the snow storm today

4 hooded mergansers

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Nov 28

This is incredibly pleasant

Two dogs walking on a snowy tree lined road. They are both wearing jackets. In the lower left is a thumb because every picture I take has my thumb in it.

Jordan Vance (no relation)@jvance· Nov 26

Dubious

Side project goes viral

Coffee keyboard disaster

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