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Joe Warminsky

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News Editor at The Record: @therecordmedia.bsky.social [ Tired of bios ] [ Often thinking about music ] [ Etc. ]

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Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· 26d

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· 27d

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· 27d

England right now

PICK TWO
THEY WILL DEFEND YOU
THE REST IS COMING TO KILL YOU

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2396909-choice-games

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jul 8

Michael Caine in thick glasses

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jul 8

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jul 3

What’s their argument? Wrong answers only.

Screenshot of the Gmail inbox preview of an email from LinkedIn News that says “A case for shorts in the office”

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jul 1

unedited pics or it didn't happen

Long, politically loaded statement posted July 1, 2026, as an image to the X account of Nick Adams, the special presidential envoy for tourism, about the World Cup fan known as FreddyLA7 visiting the White House.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jun 29

🙄

Screenshot from X of a post on June 28, 2026, by @FreddyLA7, saying “It’s been amazing but when I’m back in Germany I’m gonna close this account. The ‘influencer’ life is not for me.”

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jun 12

As we remember David Hockney, let’s not forget other great pool painters

A painting of dogs playing pool. A bulldog with a cigarette in his mouth prepares to hit the cue ball as other dogs look on. https://www.etsy.com/listing/953485056/dogs-playing-pool-by-cassius-coolidge

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jun 8

If you stare at this set list long enough, you’re transported to the back of a fancy space-themed van with a black light and a smoke machine inside

Set list for the first show of Rush’s 2026 tour, at the Kia Forum on June 7, 2026, in Inglewood, California. Screenshot from Revolver magazine on IG.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 30

Walked out my door and discovered PorchFest was deep uptown

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 25

Gotta be honest about my male living space

Screenshot of a scene from HBO’s “Industry.” The Jesse Bloom character is using the ballroom in a London mansion as his trading room. At the far end of the floor is a large rug and a giant bank of financial screens. Bloom sits at the desk in an office chair facing away from the camera. Foreground right is the character Gus, in dark slacks and a dark overcoat, holding an envelope full of cash. Giant chandeliers provide light overhead. A basketball hoop stands near the middle of the otherwise empty room.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 21

your typical music influencer

Photo of a full color newsprint edition of the comic Family Circus on May 20, 2026. Inside the circle, red-haired child Jeffy holds a shovel in his left hand and is pointing at a small hole in the ground. The caption underneath says, Mommy! Guess what I discovered! Rock!”

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 20

This is the aesthetic I wanted for the Masters Of The Universe movie

A clipping from an old Entertainment Weekly magazine rests on a gray background. The clipping is small and square. It’s an image of the original animated He-Man — standing proud in his red banana hammock and blue breastplate, sword at rest across his back — towering over some normal humans. At the bottom, the magazine added the fake quote, “Does this breastplate make me look fat?”

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 14

Who told Chris Martin, “you should rock the Zuck look”

Chris Martin of Coldplay, with curly blond hair, in a blue T-shirt, and wearing a small pendant, making an announcement for a halftime show at the World Cup final. Behind him are clusters of colored balloons and fake trees. To his left are the Muppets Animal and Elmo.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· May 13

weirdest headline of the day

Screenshot of a WSJ.com headline: Can Drake’s New Album End Rap’s Cold Streak

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Mar 15

Xzibit meme www.wsj.com/business/aut...

In Mikula’s view, car buying has become so absurd that what he’s doing makes perfect sense, even if it is a little offbeat. “You’re hiring a middleman to deal with the middleman to make the middleman more efficient,” he said.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Feb 22

ice hockey is a serious sport / everyone get ready for the

Screenshot of the NBC Olympics broadcast chiron showing POKÉMON INTERMISSION REPORT

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Feb 21

Willie Colon had some of the tuffest album covers ever (and both albums are great). RIP

Front cover of Willie Colon’s “La Gran Fuga” album

Front cover of Willie Colon’s “Lo Mato …” album

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Feb 5

first thing I see in the WaPo delivery bag today 😔

The print edition of the Feb. 5, 2026, Washington Post inside a translucent light blue delivery bag. Showing through is an in-house filler ad in the Classified section. The ad says “more SPORTS?” vertically, and at the bottom is more text: “Washington Post newsletters deliver more of what you’re looking for.” There is a URL for free signup.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jan 27

you 🤝 the $60 pants

Screenshot of an advertisement for “The $60 pants that keep selling out.” White lettering over a background of dark blue corduroy pants. The pocket hem can be seen.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jan 24

do the Double Bump

James Brown, with a mustache, on the set of episode 1 of his TV show "Future Shock" He's on a catwalk above the dancefloor, wearing a green vest with a big collar and matching green beltless slacks. His arms are bare and he grins as he announces the Rufus Thomas song "Do The Double Bump."

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Jan 23

gotta open each message to see which one is which

A version of the "epic handshake" meme. The arm on the left is labeled "ICE warning (jumpouts)". The arm on the right is labeled "ICE warning (actual ice). Above the clenched hands it says, "DC Nextdoor listservs"

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Dec 12

Damon Wayans as the Oswald Bates character in an episode of "In Living Colour." He's wearing a blue shirt that says COUNTY JAIL and is gesticulating with his left hand.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Dec 1

me vs. the "cyber monday" emails

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Nov 23

Shoutout to the guy who made a Gritty costume for a dog on a UK knitting competition show

A small gray dog in an orange and black knitted wool Gritty costume (Philadelphia Flyers mascot) on the British TV show “Game of Wool.”

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Oct 31

Shoutout to the purported Meduza Stealer suspect in the Hello Kitty pants therecord.media/meduza-steal...

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Oct 14

Fillmore, Silver Spring, 2015. This show still feels like it was last week.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's weird a light-colored wide-brimmed hat, a stylish overcoat and holding an ornate guitar as he sings into a microphone.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's playing an ornate electric guitar with his eyes closed. A dark hood/shawl/durag is over his head, and he's wearing a sleeveless black shirt.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's crouching to say hello to the front row of the crowd. A chain dangles around his neck. He's smiling.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's gesturing to the crowd for more energy. He's wearing a black sleeveless shirt and a gold chain dangles around his neck. Some of the band is in the background.

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Oct 11

Shoutout to anybody in the DMV who has the Meat, Seafood and Poultry logo as a tattoo

Joe Warminsky@jwarminsky· Sep 28

I thought this said “lies” for a second

screenshot of a New York Times headline: A Glimpse Into the Extravagant Lives of New York City Teens