Jym Dyer 🚲

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Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 4d

I wonder how this one was generated?

"Now That's What I Call A Distraction From The Epstein Files"

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 6d

Robert Pattinson? Let's get real, we all know who really should be starring in this role.

A vintage 2012 meme known as "Chris Hansen Cat," which is a photo of a cat sitting at a counter, elbows on the counter, and the words "Why Don't You Have A Seat" in outlined Impact Bold font. More outlined Impact Bold words are below the cat, saying various amusing meme things. (This one happens to say, "and explain why you thought it'd be funny to make a meme about me.")

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 10d

"What country is this passport from?" "Put it in H."

Scene from _The_Simpsons_.
Homer: "What country is this car from?"
Car Salesman: "It no longer exists."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 13d

• A #ThrowbackThursday photo from 2000, of a row of bike racks doubling as a fence in Amsterdam. This originally appeared on the TIME'S UP! website, when I was the webmaster there. www.times-up.org I've also put a landscape-mode version of this scene on #flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/jym/5...

A row of narrow U-shaped bike racks forming a fence alongside a brick cycle track, in the year 2000. This is a bike route to the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 13d

The Bike Lobby is an All-Powerful Enterprise.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· 24d

■ Looks like everything that's trending is redacted. Did they find yet another incompetent way to release the Epstein files?

Screenshot of some of the sidebar of Bluesky today. There's a "World Cup" feature, but the important part is "Trending," which shows five greyed-out sections, as if it's been redacted.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Jun 22

Neutral aliens from the Neutral Planet on _Futurama_. An aide informs the Neutral President of impending disaster, "Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 23

Hi, everybody!

Scene from _The_Simpsons_ of Dr. Nick doing a TV ad. The screen flashes his phone number, "1-600-DOCTORB" and Nick is explaining, "The 'B' is for 'bargain.'"

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 23

🪐 TNG title goes Ahab on us. trek.epicrandomness.com

Star Trek: The Next Generation had the occasional Moby-Dick reference, so: "Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?"

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 23

🪐 TAS title is how I feel about Filmation. trek.epicrandomness.com

Star Trek: The Animated Series had good writing, but it looked like "Jonny Quest In Space," same lousy animation.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 23

🪐 TOS title in the Mirror Universe. trek.epicrandomness.com

Star Trek (the original series) opening title from Shakespeare: "A little more than kin, and less than kind."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 20

🐦‍⬛ Attention all crow-whisperers (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social), we have _An_Attempted_Murder_ in Golden Gate Park now!

A sculpture of two large crows, titled _An_Attempted_Murder_ because apparently you need three crows for a murder. A woman is picnicking between the two crows, who look large enough to eat her.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 19

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Photo of Misty, an Arabian Mau with white fur, blue eyes, and a fine coating of dirt. It's a hot day, and she's been rolling around in the dirt and then came in to stretch out on the cool wooden floor.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 12

Research conducted at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Two microscopic views of sperm samples. "2026" shows only two spermatozoa that resemble Homer Simpson, one napping and the other with a three-eyeball mutation. "1970" is a healthier sperm sample, featuring an abundant number of spermatozoa that resemble that resemble Waylon Smithers, swimming in a vigorous and orderly fashion.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· May 4

advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Lisa Simpson giving a speech about Washington, D.C. after she uncovered lobbying for clearcutting forests: "It stank then and it stinks now. Only today. it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 30

⚖️ Smart winner of "Dumb Laws" competition! ⚖️ www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...

Screen capture of news segment, with caption: "Katherine Roberts / Proposed 'Dumb Law'." (She didn't propose the law, though, she entered it in a "Dumb Laws" contest and it won.)

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 27

I've got her next campaign sign right here!

"KATIE WILSON for White Female Mamdani" done in the style of Mamdani's "ZOHRAN for New York City" signs.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 26

Why aren't they called Qats? Kliban did that from time to time.

Cartoon by B Kliban, "How to draw a Qat." It's an unhelpful set of instructions to draw three circles, ears and tail, and then a fully-rendered cat (qat?) in the best-selling Kliban style.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 17

Sorry to necro-overpost, but I found a better photo of a Green Wave / 13mph sign in my camera roll (i.e. an SD card).

Two green signs on a street in San Francisco. One sign has a bicycle graphic and says "Green Wave." The accompanying sign says "Signals Set For 13 M.P.H." The 13 is larger than any other text on either sign.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 16

A #ThrowbackThursday) refresher for the young'ns.

"Fail Whale" graphic circa 2011, depicting eight tweetering birbs with a net, lifting a whale above the waves, out of the sea.

This image never made any sense, but it's applicable.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 16

#ThrowbackThursday in honor of Bluesky's big Fail Whale.

"Fail Whale" graphic circa 2009, depicting eight tweetering birbs with a net, lifting a whale above the waves, out of the sea.

This image never made any sense, but it's applicable.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 16

☲ Tonight might not be the best night to rent an e-bike in the Inner Sunset.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 7

This is the same guy who felt too many women had speeches as the Democratic National Convention in 2012. He called it "the Vagina Monologues."

An identi.ca tweet ("dent") by Jym Dyer (that's me) from September 6, 2012: "Erick Erickson's remarks are an Asshole Monologue."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 7

The idea appeared on the birbsite some years back, with slightly different wording. I like the bumper sticker upgrade.

Tweet from @Hermit_Thrush from April 5th, 2022: "If your truck didn't come with nuts, and you put nuts on that truck, you've just done gender reassignment surgery on your truck, and you're a liberal."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 5

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

Captain Lorca: "Alongside the Wright brothers, Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane?"

Commander Stamets: "What kind of sick, twisted evil mirror universe are you from if you think that absolute buffoon Elon Musk is equivalent to actual aerospace pioneers?"

A scene from _Star_Trek:_Discovery_ with an apt alteration to Stamets' dialogue. Happy First Contact Day!

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Apr 2

Marge may eat things that cast a shadow, but ...

Marge Simpson, holding a potato, and saying, "I just think they're neat."

The potatoes, that is. She thinks potatoes are neat.

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Mar 30

#TreesNotCars triumphant!!!

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Mar 29

📰 On March 28th, Jeremy W. Peters was dismissive of #NoKings and BlueSky noticed his tagline hyping the Tea Party. Today the tagline has been edited to spin him as "a Times reporter who covers debates over free expression and how they impact higher education and other vital American institutions."

Tagline for March 28, 2026: "Jeremy Peters has covered influential American political movements, including the Tea Party."

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Mar 26

Big Mayor Quimby energy.

Mayor Quimby: "May The Force be with you."
Leonard Nimoy: "Do you even know who I am?"

Jym Dyer 🚲@jymdyer· Mar 22

Well whaddya know, Naomi Wolf was right?!? (Be sure to ask them about nanopatticles.)