KalansPhantom 💜🏴☠️🔞
@kalansphantomff
Pfp and banner by self-induljennt A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3.5 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03
George thinks he's people. In a few weeks he'll be up for adoption at CHA! chaanimalshelter.org
Long ass day today, so starting it off with a dutch baby pancake!
Happy #WIPWednesday from wolfy-Stede delivering his mate another gift. He's got this romance thing DOWN.
Happy #taketwotuesday to this magnificently unhinged VERY scientific taste testing. archiveofourown.org/works/70674766
Bird ownership life, when you have to buy fake eggs for future use
I'm cackling at this thanks to @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social name idea. 🐺
Ya'll it's here! @4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social and my RBB, Sun and Shadow has officially begun. Mind the tags and enjoy the adventure. archiveofourown.org/works/877958... This will update WEEKLY.
Friends at Anthrocon let me know that they're supporting a charity that cares for disabled farm animals and brought some to meet the furries at the convention. Including...THE KRAKEN!
Well, I lost my glasses. And found my glasses. So did a car. At least they're covered by protection so they'll replace them, but still...wtf July!
Happy #WIPWednesday from werewolf Stede desperately trying to stop his wolf from trying to seduce Ed. It's not going well. Mary is DELIGHTED.
It's finally here, the first chapter of my RBB with @mrpancot.bsky.social Mind the tags!! A different take on the omegaverse. archiveofourown.org/works/877357...
Fuck it, tonight is close enough to a full moon, I'm going to bask in fucking moonglow with said hussy bird to see if it cures the curse. Buckle up, buttercups, I'm going full Buttons.
Pet ownership whoooooooooooo!!!!! Just look at this absolute gremlin deciding to shoot her mid-age crisis shot at motherhood.
Another update in Kristen's Dumpster Fire Era of Shit Going Wrong On Holidays. I've had Piper for FOURTEEN years. She's never laid a single egg. Ever. Guess who woke up and decided "Hey I'm gonna have a nest and lay eggs, even though I have no male around!"
For #TakeTwoTuesday and the last day of Pride maybe revisit my Alpha4Alpha fic Tarte Tatin. I love these boys with my whole heart and it's such a journey for them both. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...