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@kalmn

🏳️‍🌈, mom, infosec nerd, disabled, new to Toronto, middle aged, overwhelmed, trying to meet people.

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Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· 3d

I bought a recliner. The three of us are very happy.

Snuggly kitty, squinty woman, lucky kitty, leaning back in a recliner.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· 20d

Already there!

fat white woman’s arm lying across a siamese cat with red eyes from the flash.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· 23d

I know I was out of town over the weekend, but I need to pack.

A white woman from the nose up, slouching in an easy chair, mostly covered in purring brown tabby.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jul 11

Anyone local interested in jewelry from the former soviet union? The blue one might be an award for an aviator, and I think you’d put the red ones through a button hole on the lapel of a suit jacket. Possibly useful for irritating people who speak about your politics incorrectly.

Two red metal stars with a hammer and sickle. Blue, gold, and red shield shaped pin that says otlichnik vvs, but in cyrillic.

The back of a star pin, showing that it has metal legs that go together or apart.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jul 4

Has anyone seen my cat, Estelle?

Bed with suspiciously shaped lump under the quilt.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jun 27

She was there! Not in the pond.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jun 23

Tiny adorable jerkface.

Birdseed bell hung in plastic mesh with a chipmunk eating it.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jun 20

Why can’t I put pictures in private messages? Anyhow. @geekgalgroks.bsky.social Here is a picture of diatomaceous earth. You can have all of it. That is a container of sidewalk salt next to it, for size. (I am out of bananas.)

White powder in a square container next to a white rectangular container.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jun 18

My girl, watching cat tv very early yesterday morning.

Estelle, a siamese without ears, looking out a screened window at a rainy backyard.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Jun 12

Happy Friday! (Bobby, I’m trying to work!)

Short haired white woman peering over a brown tabby napping on her chest.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 29

Cuter? Could we go for cuter? Here is a picture of me.

A darling picture of a short haired brown tabby who did not actually post this.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 27

This guy spent most of a week in an O2 tent a few years ago. He is doing pretty good since. Getting him used to the inhaler took a lot of churu, but now he is fine with it. My hopes for similar great outcomes for you.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 27

On a plane. Kid in the row behind me is coughing and sneezing and miserably ill. Any bets on my chances of not catching it?

cranky fat white woman wearing red glasses and a black kn94 mask.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 25

Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself.

Short haired fat white woman wearing a flannel shirt out in the yard. Picture taken from above at .5 zoom.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 21

Doing the medical thing.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 20

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone.

A .5 zoom picture of a sleepy brown tabby, Bobby.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 13

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Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 13

This is my sidepiece, but I let him live in the house that I own too.

A terrible picture of my forehead, and Bobby’s forehead. Bobby is a short hair brown tabby. I am a fat white woman.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 10

I think of Mike from The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, and the unnamed one from “PRESS ENTER…”, and @naomikritzer.bsky.social ‘s one who would like more cat pics. 2 friendly, with lots more words each, one not friendly.

Two brown tabbies hugging on a green chair covered with a purple blanket.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· May 3

Bobby does not love that some cats are allowed in the bedroom and some cats are allowed outside of the bedroom.

White wooden bedroom door with a brown tabby foot and nose visible underneath. Not pictured, meowing.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Apr 24

This is how they get to death camps. Concentration camps full of people they claim are terrorists, then the legal explanation for shooting them all.

DOJ is readopting the firing squad as a means of execution.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Apr 21

iPhone. Like this.

iphone screen with a notification at the bottom that says Signal New Message!

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Apr 20

Had a slightly different problem here, and my best advice is to make 100% certain which cat it is (cameras?) and have the vet see if it’s crystals. If it’s crystals, it’s a different impossible problem to solve. [sighs]

A seal point siamese with short ears who gets crystals when she gets stressed.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Apr 15

Senator Ann Rest, with a more recent picture. Work phone number, publicly available on the internet, is 651 296 2889.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 25

bobby squints at you in solidarity.

short hair tabby cat who i woke up to take this picture.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 23

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

An angry looking panda bear sort of pokémon , eyeing the camera.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 23

It’s a little loud in the hyperlocal area. Bobby is happy to be tucked in my arm.

Short haired tabby squinting upside down at the camera, purring very loudly.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 23

A few hours ago Robby was trying to destroy the blinds in an effort to get me to go to bed. I’m now in bed. Without Robby. Cats, man.

long haired brown tabby taking out his displeasure at me on the miniblinds. Blue and green lights on porch in the background.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 18

It’s like that some days.

short hair brown tabby cat sleeping on my head.

Needs moar scaffolding@kalmn· Mar 7

Bobby does not care that I have to get the taxes together.