Any time I use google now, I always add "-ai" to all searches. It sucks that this is what it takes just to make something function the way it did before the slopfestation, but at least for now, it works:

Bust open a wine barrel or two (dozen), thrilled to announce that I provide the English voice of Tobias in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave! Thanks to Nintendo @cupofteaprod.bsky.social for having me, @boobsmcbalrog.bsky.social for her awesome direction & the amazing folks at Atlas for the opportunity!

I was recently reminded by a pal about the "voices of MW3 Reboot video" from Dan Allen's Game Channel on youtube and had a laugh at this clearly botched google image part. Look, voice actor Edward Hong is a handsome fella, but my name is *Kamran*, and we Kamran's are all very brown creatures.

The FCC is proposing that networks add "warning labels" for any programs which feature LGBTQ+ content. If you're as disgusted by this as you should be, please click on the link in the quote and submit your condemnation. Proceeding is '19-41' Bureau ID number is 'DA 26-392' This was my response:

Bringing back Wildberry Pumpkin for primary day, here in California. If you haven't yet done so, be sure to vote today & make your voices heard. As a San Jose native, I cannot tell you the proud I felt in seeing our mayor's name on the ballot...knowing how much billionaires wasted on that jackass.

"Hey, random guard from an indie stealth game! Did you just come back from patrolling Silent Hill?" "Worse. I just came back from refilling at the gas station..."

With the "Masters of the Universe" movie coming out this summer, Mattel recently released a talking Skeletor mask that I had the pleasure of voicing. This is a short reel showcasing some of the lines & cackles we recorded. I may or may not have had a little too much fun with all the evil cackling.

The video is sickening. What's also sickening are the evil, soulless bootlickers who proudly get off to watching the suffering of others. There's a reason why people cut Trump supporters out of their lives. No one should *want* to find common ground with vile, subhuman filth. That's all MAGA is.

Finally made one of those "The gang's all here" social media banners. It's not as clean as I'd have liked, since I had to manually remove the background for several characters. But just like the doctors told my folks on the day I was born? "Meh, it could've turned out worse."

Wildberry Cookie's existence throughout these last few story updates.

All swing voters in a nutshell.

Nazis. The U.S. government is run by Nazis. They didn't take over by force. Through apathy, ignorance & normalizing bigotry as a "difference of political opinion", we, the people, willfully gave our country to Nazis. We are truly home to the dumbest & most selfish motherfuckers on the planet.

All conservatives:

Half a decade ago, we all saw the cult of MAGA try to end democracy because their pedophile godking barely lost the 2020 election. Then, fourteen months ago, we gave our country BACK to the demented, fascistic pedophile because "egg prices." We are a nation of dipshits & the world suffers for it.

Even though the IMDb credits thing has been resolved, it is baffling how pretty much everyone who cheered this little prick on was some alt-right, oddly racist, anti-dub weirdo. It's like these clowns can't help but tell on themselves on what vile weirdos they truly are.

If you've noticed that your IMDb page has shrunken dramatically, here is the "original voice" purist hall monitor below supposedly responsible for that:

Apparently, that was an automated response because the clown with too much time on his hands has stepped forth:

Hail Satin.

It's not just AI that's soulless. The talentless AI tech bro dipshits shoving it down our throats are every bit as soulless. These vile ghouls feel genuine *glee* at the prospect of their shitty software stealing jobs they never had the skills for. Fuck every one of these greedy, subhuman freaks.

Rob Reiner was a storied film director who left behind works of art that shall continue to be adored across generations past, present & future. Charlie Kirk was a hatemonger who made millions by spreading bigotry & had a doxxing list for professors he deemed "too woke." Slight difference there.

Probably way too old to be making memes, but it felt relevant.

Six democratic lawmakers urged the military to refuse illegal orders from Trump, which is their legal obligation. In response, the deranged pedophile in the oval office just said this. The president of the United States is legitimately deranged and not remotely close to enough people give a shit.

Trump and the GQP would rather make you starve than fund ACA subsidies. These are the eight limp dick liberal dipshits in the senate who caved to them: Jeanne Shaheen Tim Kaine Angus King Catherine Cortez-Masto Dick Durbin Jacky Rosen Maggie Hassan John Fetterfuck And this is what they caved for:

If you've ever wondered what it's like to be an Iranian, just know that every single one of us has had at least one uncle in his mid-late seventies exactly like this man. You'll have also watched him confidently rock these same dance moves at every single family gathering that you've ever attended.

I don't actually do a lot of anime dubbing. Most of my career is in video game VO. That said, something I've always appreciated about the anime dubs I've been fortunate enough to work on over the years is how all of the named characters I've voiced have felt completely different from one another.

Thank you! (It certainly appears so! Jack's now my third wolf character, after these two bozos. Let's keep the trend going strong!)

To any fans of the Twisted Wonderland game, be sure to check out "Twisted Wonderland The Animation", premiering October 29th on Disney Plus! I'm thrilled to announce that you can catch me as the English voice of Savanaclaw's big, tough Freshman, Jack Howl. (My streak of playing youths continues!)

To any Digimon fans out there, check out 'Digimon Story Time Stranger', available today! You can catch me as the English voice of one of the big baddies, Titamon. Big thanks to @bandainamcousa.bsky.social & Studiopolis for having me, and to the amazing folks at Atlas Talent for the opportunity!

With today's surprise release of 'Fire Emblem Shadows', I'm thrilled to announce that you can catch me as the English voice of Bartolomeus! Big thanks to @cupofteaprod.bsky.social @nintendousa.bsky.social for having me, Caitlin Elizabeth for her kickass direction & the good folks at Atlas Talent!

Don't talk to me or my elderly son again.