Karen H

@karenmhj

Furious about politics; in love w/#BlackSails "I am ENRAGED!" Dogs Jokes, good & bad Banwen in Sindarin She/her Chicagoland ❌️👑

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Karen H@karenmhj· 26d

Audrey Hepburn in tight pedal pushers and flats

Karen H@karenmhj· 27d

Aaaaahhh Maybe this is why

A stock ticker for spacex, showing a steady decline over the last month

Karen H@karenmhj· 29d

It's a question I scream at the TV every time I see these grown adults sniveling and fawning to that conman. They used to have respectable positions that they had to earn in some way, and now they're just pathetic & embarrassing.

Karen H@karenmhj· Jul 8

Up next:

From This is Spinal Tap, the marquee of the amusement park theater advertising 'puppet show and spinal tap. '

Karen H@karenmhj· Jul 7

I know how we can drastically reduce the number of shitty violent rapey sexual abusers who run for office!

A black background with the white words 'elect more women.'

The 'o' in women is the 'female' symbol in pink, with a raised fist in.the middle.

Karen H@karenmhj· Jul 5

This where America's quirk of comparing everything to something else w/out using measurements would be useful: Someone(s) Used boxcutter(s) Bent over In knee-deep water To cut a single gash THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL FIELD?! And no one saw it/recorded it?! A whole football field?

A picture of an American football field, with no players in an empty stadium, with a city skyline in the distance

Karen H@karenmhj· Jun 29

A black and white cartoon (new yorker?l where a man in a tattered suit and tie sits cross legged at a campfire. He tells 3 diverse children, also wearing tattered clothing & sitting cross legged, 'yes, the planet got destroyed, bug for a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders.'

Karen H@karenmhj· Jun 24

It's not the crossroads of learning?

From Community, the Greendale Community College school flag, submitted as a joke by The Spanish Study Group.

Karen H@karenmhj· Jun 24

These vandals?

A presidential motorcade of massive SUVs, drives..DRIVES!..on thd just-painted, not-yet-cured, drained bottom of the reflecting pool.a few weeks ago.

12 heavy gigantic vehicles driving on wet paint

Karen H@karenmhj· Jun 14

Perfect, except for missing this picture:

President Obama, with his suit jacket slung over his shoulder, peers into an open high window. Looking out of the window is a rainbow coalition of toddlers.

Karen H@karenmhj· May 30

George Costanza was able yo combine *his* 2 passions - sex and food - maybe talerico could too!

From Seinfeld, George tries to combine his two passions, food and sex, by hiding a submarine sandwich in the nightstand so he can grab a bite while making love to his girlfriend

Karen H@karenmhj· May 30

BREAKING: Sev'ral Timez has backed out of Freedom 250

The boy band ftom Gravity Falls, Sev'ral Timez, posing in Mabel & Dipper's attic bedroom. They are 5 lean blue eyed blonde guys, each in gray pants, but with slightly different hair styles and white shirts.

Karen H@karenmhj· May 29

Sev'ral Timez from Gravity Falls have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

The boy band from Gravity Falls, Sev'ral Timez.

5 blue eyed blonde guys in gray jeans, each with slightly different hair styles and shirts

Karen H@karenmhj· May 2

*i* always imagined these bizarre commercials being pitched to Mr Tate & a skeptical client by Darrin, off the top of his head, after he spent the episode up in a tree after uncle Arthur turned him into a chimpanzee. "Avoid the noid' Mr tate hates it, but the client loves it! Darrin, you genius!

From Bewitched, Dartin Stephens makes a pitch to his skeptical boss, Mr Tate

Karen H@karenmhj· Apr 26

The Globe and Mail just destroyed Trump: "occam's razor is the principle that the most plausible explanation of events is the simplest. Mist often this is true. To account for Donald trump, however, we need a different hermeneutical instrument.
Say hello to occam's kazoo: the principle that the most plausible explanation, so far as Mr trump is involved, is invariably the stupidest. To understand his motives in any given situation, pick the most aggressively simple-minded, cruelly self-serving, as absurdly moronic rationale you can think of. You will not be far wrong."

Karen H@karenmhj· Apr 14

From Andrew Lawrence 10/11/18

Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
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Con: lol no...no not those views

Me: so...deregulation?

Con: haha no not those views either

Me: which views, exactly?

On: oh, you know the ones

Karen H@karenmhj· Apr 11

Tiffany trump at her wedding, standing next to Melania, who fucked her dad while he was married to her mom, who fucked her dad while he was married to his half-sister's mom. Because #GOPFamilyValues