Kat ‘Beans’

@katbuns

Jack of all trades, master of some. Artist, writer, JustTryingToThrive-er. Disabled American, Patient Advocate. Canine-r, late Ringo's human💔 #Resist #Beans 🫘

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Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Apr 29

Cartoon of old white Republican man saying:

WE FIND THE PRESIDENT INNOCENT BY REASON OF WE DON'T CARE IF HE'S GUILTY!

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Apr 28

Here’s what ‘86’ means…

86
To remove, end usage, or take something out or away. Despite ALL other posts suggestion the origion of this phrase there is only one true answer:
Chumley's, a famous and OLD New York speakeasy, is located at 86 Bedford St.
During Prohibition, an enterance through an interior adjoing courtyard was used, as it provided privacy and discretion for customers.
As was (and is) a New York tradition, the cops were on the payroll of the bar and would give a ring to the bar that they were coming for a raid. The bartender would then give the command "86 everybody!", which meant that everyone should hightail it out the 86 Bedford enterance because the cops were coming in through the courtyard door.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Apr 26

Is still so funny that Michael Tracey was so amped up to fight Jim Acosta that he totally missed the shooter incident at the WHCD. Sure. He’s a “reporter.”

Jim Acosta quoteposts to Michael Tracey:

We saw what you did at the Substack party. You were bullying @jkbjournalist in a menacing way and would not let her walk away from you. Your behavior was shameful and ugly. So yes, I stepped in as did several other people, including

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Mar 10

3 citizens saying they can’t afford basic needs while a general “WEIRD! I HAVE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!”

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Mar 3

Kat 'Beans' @katbuns.bs... • 25d
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And, he is so terrified of death because it represents the end of his relevance.
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I'm betting Trump's fears about other countries invading is based on his own rotting body sending death signals that his brain and consciousness can't process.
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Kat 'Beans' @katbuns.bs... • 5mo
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I'm actually starting to believe that because men don't give birth (create life), they're far more afraid of death than women are.
And fear of death is the biggest fear we have.
"Man created God, because women create life."
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What a micro representation of the macro fear of death engendered in old, white, post-war, Republican men.
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It's a death cult - as Trump nears his own death, he's going to take all of us with him.
He was probably the sh*tty little boy who wrecked other kids
Lincoln Log creations, because he couldn't create his own. (No legos back then.)

Kat 'Beans' @katb... • 12/3/2024
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The GOP is desperately scared - Pence's words to Trump in Jack Smith's 165 page filing are the root of it - "You took a dying party and gave it a new lease on life." They feel the imminent death.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Feb 16

@BillyBaldwin posts:
“Name this band” over a 4-panel picture of Megyn Kelly, Kristy Noem, Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt

Brown Eyed Susan @smc429 posts

“The Klanberries”

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Feb 8

We love Scotland! @charlesgaba.com @mswmedia.com @meidastouch.com

A terrible picture of Trump with Scottish nicknames underneath:

"buttplug face"
"toupeed fucktrumpet"
"cockwomble"
"mangled apricot hellbeast"
"witless fucking cocksplat!"
"incompressible jizztrumpet"
"ignorant fuckmuppet"
and...
"tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon"

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Feb 7

And Stephen Cheung…

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Jan 26

Donald Trump in the oval office beneath gold filigree that look like the devil‘s horns

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Jan 11

...there is nothing which can better deserve your patronage than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness.

Always remember Hanlon's Razor-"Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation."
That's said, never forget Fred Clark's Law, either: "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." There's a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice-at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Jan 11

This is every MAGAt/GQP/misogynist:

A white middle-aged man leans out a suburban window and yells "Help! Someone help! I'm being held accountable!"

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Jan 10

I have a warm place in my heart for any animal with “least” in its name. Like Least Weasels…

The least weasel is the smallest in the weasel/ferret family. A small one stands, clinging to a person‘s hand.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Jan 2

Good reminder. Please RP!

Imagery showing new USPS rule on when ballots are postmarked - when they’re processed, not when they’re dropped off.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Nov 22

Look what I just got! 😂😂🤣

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 21

This is the BEST!

(Photo of a man dragging a giant cross onstage with wheels underneath)

that is technically a bicycle

Christ on a bike

Can I ride the Christcycle?

Hot Christcycle class

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 20

Taco Bell Party Pack but half of it is still tacos
Ana Marie Cox • @anama... • 32m
What kind of food wrapper would your bribe come in?
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 20

A white man yells out a house window, "Help! Someone help! I'm being held accountable!"

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 14

Cheryl be mad!

A parody on the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Cheryl Hines with the title, “The Marvelous Mrs. Measles.”

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 14

A Yin young symbol with the words. “Do no harm” and “Take no shit.”

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 12

House Dems should drop a 'Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act' on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 12

No one seems to be paying any attention to the irony that Charlie Kirk was murdered in a state that's almost all white.

And Christian.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 11

Charlie’s politics:

-Gay people should be stoned to death
-Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane
-Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband
-No one should be allowed to retire
-Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states
-British Colonialism was what "made the world decent"
-The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out
-Religious freedom should be terminated
-Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots"
-MLK Jr was "an awful person"
-The Great Replacement Theory is reality
-Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID
-Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid"
-Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment
-Women's natural place is under their husband's control
-Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control
-George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't
-The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake"
-Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates
-Mamdani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11
-Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization
-Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 11

I’m betting it was a RW nut job, just like both attempts on Trump.

Charlie Kirk was a sensationalist who said horribly misogynistic and racist things to gain power.

He was yelling “Fire!” in a crowded theater every day.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 8

I feel ya. My fav jacket…

A pin that says I don’t understand the phrase “too many books.“

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 4

This guy is frightening, and yet, totally real.

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 4

I wish I did. I got it at the Trading Post at Fairfax High about 25 years ago. Got it with this little gem… a bridal party from the mid 1800s.

Bridal party from the mid 1800’s sepia toned photographs

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 4

She is surprising 😄 But I think my scullery wench is definitely judgy…

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 3

PS. Love the article! Once said very well by Carol Burnett in The Four Seasons, and paraphrased here, “Don’t call me perfect!! Because when I’m perfect, I cease to exist, I don’t have needs!” And in Garrison Keillor’s manifesto “Snow:”

Snow
The story the press told was that I was in a life-threatening situation as a child and that the primary causal factor was my stepmother's envy
I can see now that there were other factors and that I didn't give her much reinforcement
But anyway the story was that I escaped from her and was taken in by dwarves and she found me and poisened me with an apple and I was dead and the prince fell in love with me and brought me back to life and we got married et cetera et cetera
And that is what i believed right up until the day I walked out on him
I felt like I owed Jeff my life because he begged the dwarves for my body and carried it away and so the apple was shaken loose from my throat
That's why I married him
Out of grattitude
As I look back on it I can see that that was a very poor basis for a relationship
I was traumatized
I had been lying in a coffin under glass for years and I got up and married the first guy i laid eyes on
The big prince

The big prince
My hero
Now I can see how really sick our marriage was
He was always begging me to lie still and close my eyes and hold my breath
He could only relate to me as a dead person
He couldn't accept me as a living woman with needs and desires of my own
It is terribly hard for a woman to come to terms with the fact that her husband is a necrophiliac because of course when it all starts you aren't aware of what's going on
You're dead
In trying to come to terms with myself I have had to come to terms with my stepmother and her envy of my beauty which made our relationship so destructive
She was a victim of the male attitude that prizes youth over maturity when it comes to women
Men can't dominate mature women so they equate youth with beauty
In fact she was beautiful but the mirror which of course reflected the male attitude presented her with a poor self-image and turned her against me
But the press never wrote the truth about that

But the press never wrote the truth about that
Or about the dwarves
All I can say is that they should have been named Dopey Sleepy Sleazy Slimy Dirty
Disgusting and Sexist
The fact is that I knew the apple was poisened
For me it was the only way out

Kat ‘Beans’@katbuns· Sep 3

Manosphere dropping some goo on our real conversations. Check out Eric’s avatar: