Katrina makes 5e stuff
@katrina-alpress
honestly i forked my table's overhaul of the system so long ago it's barely even 5e anymore. proud to not be paying WOTC a penny. i designed weapon properties better than you, crawford
everybody yaps abour wanting dense, walkable urban spaces!! but you send them ONE ominious portent that "Kowloon is in their future" and suddenly everybody freaks out. smh. which one is it liberals????????¿
pokey in the spiderbot after you kill Giygas, and he fucking bails in terror while still trying to sound smug about it. ... –posting.
we smoking that pangaean paleozoic T-rex asteroid impact shit. blunt so fat and green they call it the king of the lizards, it put my ass into a neurological ice age for 26 million years
thank u for your steadfast support Chiitan the mascot. truly you are the #1 ally of all time
one of the secret niche benefits of being Visibly Queer in kentucky is that you always have ample space on public transportation bc people will refuse to sit in either seat next to you, even on a bus that's otherwise totally packed shoulder-to-shoulder. it doesn't even matter what you're wearing! ☀️
ok man. i dont really think i needed to know that much about molly's business.
ive actually monologued about this before ahah! sorry for screenshots, but this is a good summary. it happened totally organically at our table: first as us joking about bringing it back when i looked up 3.5's grappling hook mechanics. but then it came up *so often* we brought it back for realsies.
over text limit sry. and yeah, the added pressure of running low on arrows during a long excursion or deep in a dungeon adds to the tension in a way that's fun!
its called IN bc its in yojr walls listening. dont fuck around
i was about to reply to this tweet with a joke about indiana but right as i started to type i got a call from an unknown number in the 812 area code and i screamed and dropped the pghone
at a derby party and the garage fan has straight up melted. do you think if you turned this thing on it would generate thrust
>"Do you like Marx?" "I haven't met him." >"No, no, he's dead." "Oh wow. What happened?"