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Kelly Dwyer

@kdonhoops

www.kdonhoops.com No relation to Doug "The Second-Deadliest Man Alive" Dwyer, he/him, posts fully represent opinions of employer.

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Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· 24d

actors Ken Curtis and Noah Beery Jr.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· 24d

16 minutes into an old Letterman, he's said "Buttafuoco" six times

TV's Dave Letterman, on set of his TV show in January 1993: https://youtu.be/pUix9qXXR5A

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 12

Jake Tapper in a bucket hat picking over the remains of Lynyrd Skynyrd for 40k viewers on VH1 in 2002

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 2

"didn't your uncle spend a few years on the Celtics" "that's right, Conan, that's right"

Jay Leno sits in chair next to Conan O'Brien

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 2

title card reading THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS A REALISTIC DEPICTION OF FICTIONAL EVENTS. NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 2

Boston Celtic (and Philadelphia Warrior) Ed Sadowski

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day! This handsome Raptor Pack is free to our next $100 yearly subscriber!

an ESPN Magazine from 2000, mailed to my dorm room and kept in good condition in the decades since, featuring Vince Carter on the cover

nine basketball cards from the 1990s featuring a bevy of ex-Raptors plus Vancouver Grizzlies centre Bryant Reeves

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jul 1

current Portland Trail Blazers roster pictured on the left:

Hockey team made up of all little guys on left, all big guys on the right.

NES Hockey setup, team on left made up of all tiny players, team on right made up of the largest players

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 23

plus Hawks, Bulls, Celtics, Wizards, Nets, Wolves: www.kdonhoops.com/giannis-fina...

the 1997 Atlanta Hawks displaying 1990s basketball, four guys on one side of the floor and six guys standing on the other.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 23

biffed it with Lenny, shoulda gone with Laettner over KG (but I refuse to roll with stats) www.82-0.com/share?id=7lq...

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 23

"post until it turns real" -- KD on hoops

Little was missed in the NBA world while traveling. Every time I checked in on social media, NBA writers and fans were still stuck trying to build the perfect team. Later I learned this was because of a game, and while we're here, anyone ever actually landed on the 1960s Atlanta Hawks?

in my third spin after publishing this, I finally rolled an 1960s Atlanta Hawks!

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 21

Happy Father’s Day

the view from a shoe insert test machine at your neighborhood pharmacist

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 21

just bought this for a buck! i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dVk...

Adrian Belew on the cover of Sep. 1990 copy of Guitar Player, holding white Fender Stratocaster

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

the Ewing’s pool from the view from the balcony above, where the Kristen Shepherd character fell to her death. Unconscionable choice for the writers, imo, but the show continued apace.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 14

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 12

onto Game 5!

outside photograph of the exterior front Southfork Ranch in Parker Texas

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 5

Dan, you are everywhere

Picture from inside Spurs arena featuring sign that says “DEVINE NEXT 3 EXITS”

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· Jun 5

are these those

can of spicy guacamole pringles that I bought on sale as a joke for the group chat I have with my wife and kids, now I’m using it for bsky. I don’t know if I will eat any because I recently turned 46 and have to watch what I eat on the road, I got a tuna bowl and some triscuits, broccoli and apples and some hummus, lots to write tonight and the budget tight

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 31

From : https://theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-8-1819569318/

“We can only hope that [music] will begin to grow with its fans over the next few millennia,” Schreiber said. “If it can stick to what it does well, namely the song ‘Peg’ by Steely Dan, and Tuvan throat singing, then a sophomore effort will indeed be something to get excited about.”

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 29

Marv Albert with toupee announces Beach Boys concert scheduled is cancelled

Marv Albert with toupee announces Beach Boys concert scheduled is cancelled

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 10

NBA.com poll from May 2001 with 23,322 responses, asking who should be the top overall pick in the 2001 NBA draft, Shane Battier is the overwhelming winner with 68 percent of the vote ahead of Eddie Griffin (14 percent), Eddy Curry (12 percent) and eventual top overall pick Kwame Brown (six percent)

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 10

Don Nelson sitting and giving a double thumbs-up, big Taurus energy

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 10

1992 NBA draft lottery odds explanation, Minnesota with any colored balls, Houston with one, everyone's 1991-92 record on the right side

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 8

JIMMY GOLDSTEIN'S HANDLER

We've all seen him. The dude sitting with dead-for-years Jimmy at playoff games.

There might be more than one dude, there may be rotating dudes, and there are definitely fewer female dates. The NBA probably asked Jimmy to stop bringing teenaged models to NBA games, asked him if he could find some dates with a smaller age discrepancy, instead maybe bring someone half Jimmy Goldstein's age to games. Then Jimmy said something about how hard it was to meet 60-something singles in Los Angeles and the NBA said what and Jimmy said you asked me to find someone half my age.

The handler? Make them put on the t-shirt. The Spurs t-shirt, with the colors. Or the Thunder t-shirt, all blue. They shouldn't get to sit without putting the t-shirt on.

They're being paid to put on the t-shirt. Put it on. Put the t-shirt on while Jimmy Goldstein watches.

Or maybe his eyes are just stuck like that because he's dead, hard to tell.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 7

Vlade Divac saying "I am no longer irritating."

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 7

picture of Vlade Divac framed on top of cursive "Vlade Divac" caption, in pool

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 6

Becker: ...Nathanael West...

Fagen: ...Bruce Jay Friedman, Philip Roth, Vladimir Nabokov...

Becker: ...Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Southern, Thomas Pynchon...

Fagen: They were very big in New York at the time.

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 6

if you are Raptor/Magic/Hawks/Nuggets/Rockets fan I also talk about your team as well, but with less cursing, obvious pain.

six men in suits sitting around a table with caption '1992 IHSAA BOYS BASKETBALL PAIRINGS'

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 6

RACE CITY USA

Kelly Dwyer@kdonhoops· May 1

hey, May

Brian May in a suit and bolo tie with no shirt playing the guitar he and his dad made while riding on a skateboard in the back lot of music video shoot in 1989