Samhain’d Lad
@keelanhothothot
Screenwriter. Múinteoir. FilminDublin contributor. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Had a friend in secondary school who called Nickelback “music white cops play to seem hard in a rough area” and it’s nice to see that they’ve fully embraced looking like a bunch of cops
Metro really hit famous Welshman Anthony Hopkins with the “I don’t even know who you are anymore”
Just finished painting this side of the shed. Even though I only did half the job and I’ve made a fairly shite attempt at it, I’m taking great pride in my accomplishments and will belligerently refute any criticisms. I’m calling this new approach The Micheal Martin Method
He’s so right, now on Sunday you’ll see these lads lighting bonfires, pillaging and looting, talking about Odin Disgraceful honestly
I think the main difference I see between Norway and England, certainly in the modern day, is that Norway charges and imprisons the sex criminals in its royal family
Trump wandering around the charred remains of Washington DC this morning
This is the stupidest fucking stat in this tournament you corrupt fucks
Guess the attendees will have to revert to their original weekend plans
Oh nooooo they cancelled Peter Thiel’s Fascist Superfriends Annual Jamboree so saaadddd
So some DJ took the hilarious referee audio of Almirón getting sent off for Paraguay for covering his mouth and put it into an EDM track and it’s an absolute banger
Halfway through the year and this is where we are (I haven’t seen Obsession or Backrooms)
Just try and take the Shrek Rave from us, Hoxton Hotel Group, just fucking try it
One teenager with an e-scooter and an outstretched hand could do the funniest thing here
Kelsey, excuse me, you have already held office, you were the goddamn U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations
Well, im signing off for the summer. Find yizzer childers a trade for two months. If ye need me call my man Robert
Colin, a chara, you have forgotten the faces of the heroes of Italia ‘90