kehbleh🍉

@kehbleh

i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this. party boi in a crumbling late stage capitalist country 🫡 undiagnosed, but i'm pretty sure. queer, ex-tech. no one is free until everyone is free 🇵🇸 sometimes it's ok to go full cringe 😌 📍 SF

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kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· 23d

she let me hit because etc.

screenshot of my screenshots folder with 13,976 items in it

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· 24d

when asked for further comment, Gamestop CEO mentioned, "yeah, we pretty much just sell Funko pops and weeb shit now cuz we live in hell"

pic of RE5 disc with caption below: gamestop CEO Ryan cohen says sonys decision to end physical PlayStation game discs won't have a meaningful impact on the company.

in a bloomberg interview, cohen dismissed concerns about the change, saying, 'it doesn't matter at all.'"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· 25d

giving myself explosive diarrhea to own the libs 😌

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· 27d

WINNERS DO USE DRUG

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· 28d

"is spongebob free use?" in their defense bro has a LOT of holes

screencap of r/ask subreddit post asking:

is spongebob free use? is he old enough?

response: dawg what?

response to that response from OP: I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 12

#restinpiss

the stereotypical depiction of death (skeleton in black cloak) at a death themed claw machine, with the caption "At long last, Mitch McCO- WAIT,WHAT?!"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 12

and here's a runner up i just saw for the first time when trying to find the OG. pretty tradish but thought it was cute

femme vegeta floating in the air with saiyan tail, all white background.

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 12

🫡

femme sexy vegeta. also i just noticed she appears to be lazily correcting someone's dogshit math homework. 10 + 10 = 100?! get real 😭

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 11

sending this to her with "us? 👉👈🥺"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 8

POV: you are about to uninstall @theatlantic.com

Atlantic app notification that reads: democrats became great by fighting the far left--and today's party can learn crucial lessons from those battles"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 6

these are so spot on, an f word was definitely consulted 🥹💗 (note the pronouns)

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 6

what a great day to discover Built To Spill. i think i will walk through the fog for one or two hours (It was the backing track to this insta post from one of my absolute fave accounts). here are the real heaters from said post

black and white background image of David Lynch at a desk, with a standard old black membrane keyboard in view. there is an overlayed tumblr post from "existingwho" retweeting "softgrlfriend" that reads: the fact that I have to be in the "right headspace" to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

background image of the diner from Twin Peaks with a dreamy filter over it. there is a text overlay of a post with purple text from charlie squire @evil_female that reads: the problem is that the world is filled with an unimaginable amount of pain and suffering but also an unimaginable amount of delight and beauty and we must bear this in our souls at all times but also still find time to like do laundry and go to the grocery store

black and white picture of Laura Palmer in the woods looking melancholy. black text box in the lower left with the words: Love fiercely. Because this all ends.

low saturation color picture of Laura Palmer looking up with her mouth open, as if she's pondering something or about to say something. bottom half of the picture has a curly quote banner that reads: I have done nothing all summer but wait for myself to be myself again. Georgia O'Keeffe"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 6

we in silent hill mode up in this bih!! anybody not down betta take yo ahh back to socal 🤣🤣🤣🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯☁️☁️☁️🥀🥀🥀

picture of a foggy skyline on the west side of San Francisco

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 5

dude why is Gabe Newell so yacht pilled. there must be some "villain origin story" for him but for yachts

news screenshot of Gabe Newell throwing a peace sign that says he's constructing a massive $800,000,000 research vessel for 130 researchers

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 5

when a cheeked up bowling pin throws ass and spits on you and now you low-key bricked up at the bowling alley 😩

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 5

did pete hegseth write this

someone's innocent post about watching a world cup match that reads: "Ok, at least we're attacking. It would be nice if we kept on doing that please"

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 4

if I found out my therapist had a fucking typewriter and wore a leather jacket and wore buttoned shirts with three buttons unbuttoned they would not be my therapist anymore

pic of a "therapist" with a fucking typewriter and a stupid brown leather jacket and a dumb yellow buttoned shirt with three (!!)buttons unbuttoned

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 3

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 2

if you eat these in one or three bites they execute you 😬

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jul 1

lmao real

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 28

he actually just dropped this banger and said ACAB 😲

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 25

never forget

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 25

you left out the best slide: IT WAS THE GOOSE THAT CREATED THE VALUE 🗣️

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 24

is *around* ten words okay? 🙃(had to post pic of post cuz stupid bsky won't unfurl the link) bsky.app/profile/kehb...

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 22

wow, the rare AI search W (fuck dave portnoy)

screen cap of "who's that guy that rates pizza and sucks" and it's google AI search correctly finding Dave Portnoy

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 17

going to a WNBA game tonight with the homie 😌

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 15

god oliver tree was such a real one lol. going on some chud's podcast to just be like "this sucks and you suck why do you suck you used to actually create things." people could see this and be like "oh he's just a troll" but like, p sure he genuinely wants to know and it hurts his soul to see that

kehbleh🍉@kehbleh· Jun 10

god fucking damnit, steyer lost now we get to hold our fucking nose and vote for mr. big oil, ten corporations stacked up in a trenchcoat ahh becerra 😑 if you want an actual progressive you literally have to move to NYC i guess. great. cool. cool and good and great. insert squidward jail meme here