My office today

Why isn't the media talking about how batshit this is

In my fictionalised Manchester Airport, we'd also have an Airport Glossary as you enter to help non English speakers quickly note essential words without having to use their phones.

We even knocked up a lovely new logo for you to compliment the new look

A couple more if you're into it. I went for a Sage Green background.

I love @manchesterairhelp.bsky.social, but the signage us awful. Looks like a hospital. May have used ChatGPT last night to refine it all a little.

Took the dogs for a walk. It was a bit intimidating having to stroll right past the establishment like this.

Home screen sexiness

This view never gets old.

Well, no, because if she'd died of smoking you'd have no one to pick up from school babes

GUYS I GOT ICE IN EUROPE!!!!!!!!

I think this cardboard cutout might have over-estimated its abilities, but I'm kinda envious of its confidence

Racists are really good with AU

Err. OK. Anyone know why I've just been served this ad by Debenhams on Insta featuring several pictures of sofa lover JD Vance?

I mean, Jeff, if you want to have a debate about the platforms we use, we can go there. What device are you typing this on? What ISP are you using? Shall we delve deep into the people behind all of these companies too? It seems a rather odd hijack. Bsky is not exactly innocent either.

Just don't ask what I'm up to this evening.

We have a more techy description in Europe

The light in Manchester tonight was amazing.

Was an absolutely beautiful end to the Easter weekend in Manchester today.

Went to Leeds today. One of my favourite cities.

Düsseldorf, day eight.

Düsseldorf (well Wuppertal), day seven.

Düsseldorf, day six, part two.

Düsseldorf, day six.

Düsseldorf (well, Dortmund), day five.

Düsseldorf, day four.