no honestly the heat in nyc hasn’t been that bad this summer!!

gayyyyy

oooh which one should i try!! ok fine i’ll do both 😍

a single mom who works two jobs

why is nobody talking about how hot it is

happy pride little f*gs in my phone

happy pride month

and ziti has ALWAYS said that

80 degrees in NYC

Bryon Noem bonding with Cricket moments before Kristi took him out back

when oomf goes to the ATM after stealing my debit card

the only thing better than one dirty martini is four

my mom whispering to the american eagle sales associate when i was 11

when i’m asked about Maura Higgins

even Vance knows not to leave his drink uncovered around Trump

so h*gh i forgot about the concept of ads so i saw this and all i thought was “why would someone talk like that?” and then remembered

no because it is that serious

as gay people, we get to go to monster truck rallies

disco she betta don’t

eating breakfast

they needed to show this to the traitors cast at the first round table

good morning from zeetle deetle doo

haven’t posted a selfie on here in a while but just got new glasses and had 3 espresso martinis so i’m feeling c*nty

happy new year divas <3

rose after sleeping with shane once

bed head giving johnny bravo

1 like and ill eat till im sick

ginger twink gets stuffed

omggg stop i’m blushing 🤭 text me babe!!