Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
@kelcaine
⭐️Mature Muse & Squirt Goddess💫 Curvy Canadian Geek Next Door💫Bi Bombshell💫World Traveller💫Contact 604-341-2352💫YVR⭐️ ⭐️LINKS: ⭐️MY TELEGRAM for scheduling & updates: ⭐️MY WEBSITE: www.kelcaine.com
Here is a lightly blurred photo because I do wish sometimes being face in I could show you how pretty my face is. Also my hair is back to my natural blonde again. Should I keep it blonde? I also haven’t had anyone book me yet & after 1.5 weeks no sex I am horny. Text to see me: 604-341-2352.
Hello lovers and would be lovers! Have you missed me? Want to finally meet me? I have availability this week: 🩵Monday July 20: 10am-10pm 🩵Tuesday July 21: 10am-10pm 🩵Wednesday July 22: 10am-10pm 🩵Thursday July 23: 10am-10pm 🩵Friday July 24: 8pm-1am Text: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
Today I got my first outfit request for my sexy cop outfit, so this was fun to wear again. I first bought this cop hat for a pinup modelling shoot with a 1950’s police cruiser & years later I got to wear it again. Yes I do wardrobe requests for $20 extra with a large wardrobe request list!
Got the Monday blues? I have just the cure for that: Me! I can also help treat you for Tuesday, Wednesday & this Thursday before I head off on another vacation adventure 🦋Monday July 6: 10am-10pm 🦋Tuesday July 7: 10am-10pm 🦋Wednesday July 8: 10am-10pm 🦋Thursday July 9: 10am-2pm Text: 604-341-2352
I was just wondering if anyone’s ever had a sexy dream about me where when they look at my face it’s just a blur.
Not only do I put money & time into the inside of my Incall condo, but I also put the same into the outside living space too, on my balcony. One of my goals for my Incall has been making it feel like an Oasis. Want to enjoy it, as well as enjoy my bedroom with me? Book me via text: 604-341-2352.
✫✰𝑲𝒆𝒍'𝒔 𝑱𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒆✰✫ ♥July 1-2:10am-10pm ♥July 6-8:10am-10pm ♥July 9:10am-2pm ✈️Vacation(Sardinia Italy:July 9-17) ♥July 20-24:10am-10pm ♥July 27-29:10am-10pm ♥July 27-31:10am-10pm •𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝑴𝒆 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌: Text is preferred: 604-341-2352/ kelcaine@yahoo.com •𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 & 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔: www.kelcaine.com
STOP ASKING ME TO SEND YOU UN-BLURRED PHOTOS OF MY FACE & TATTOOS ON MY BODY. I have them blurred for privacy & safety reasons. You can still see what my body looks like & get an idea of what my face looks like. Stop asking me for this as it’s a violation of my privacy & isn’t a good 1st impression
Please DO NOT ASK ME FOR A DISCOUNT. It’s disrespectful to me & the amount of money & time I put into myself, my Incall & my business overall. I spend around $1-3k a month on my appearance alone & $30k per year on my cosmetic surgeries. To look my best it isn’t cheap so don’t be cheap to me.
Sharing my 3rd recent LL verified photo & to remind you of my availability this week! I’ve extended my cabin vacation & I’m available: 💦Wednesday June 24: 4pm-11pm 💦Thursday June 25: 10am-10pm (3-7pm blocked off) 💦Friday June 26: 1pm-1am 💦Saturday June 27: 11am-11pm Text to book: 604-341-2352.
Thick thigh Thursday? My thighs look so much better wrapped around you! Let’s make that happen today (or tomorrow) & all you need to do is text me: 604-341-2352. I’m also sharing another new LL verified photo I just put up on my LL ad. Let’s have some fun today in my air conditioned condo. 💋
THIS IS NOT ME! This is a telegram account pretending to be me scamming people. I just had someone contact me that got scammed. My telegram channel, email, phone & website in my bio here are the ones I use. This scammer asked for an Apple gift card for payment, which I don’t do either.
As I like to keep my ads updated I have new LL verified photos going up today! If you like what you see here, you will love what you see in person. I’m just a text away: 604-341-2352. I’m also consistently well reviewed on review boards over 4 years & strive to give my best to my clients. 😘
I like to eat pickles late at night sometimes. Shhhhhh.
Welcome to my Incall condo! This is my new location, with the same great service I always aim to give to my clients. When you see me, I aim to provide an experience, so what are you waiting for? My schedule is always pinned here and I update it regularly. Text me to book: 604-341-2352.
This is who else and me this week? My butt does make a great pillow. Come see me in person this week to make this a reality. I’m available Monday to Friday. I have availability starting today 10am-10pm. Text me to book: 604-341-2352. Artwork by: @risquedraws.bsky.social
I now have two QR codes for both places that you can find my schedule & updates on, whether you follow me one one, or the other, or both. My telegram focuses more on scheduling & updates, while my Bluesky also has more information about who I am & shares of interests & personal thoughts, too.
I still have lots of availability today & it’s been unusually slow for a Wednesday so if you tend to book more last minute now is the time to contact me. Text me to book: 604-341-2352.
This is AI, and the wording sounds like it’s a man behind this account. All of the photos are AI.
Hey, just a heads up that this account is fake and is AI. The wording & tags didn’t look organic to me & one of the photos looked really AI & I checked the images on an AI image detector: it’s AI. Please check accounts for suspicious wording, links, photos etc. There’s a lot of AI SWer accounts.
For those who are downtown Vancouver & ask when I’m going there, this is one of the few times I will be there & with an Incall for August 14, 2026. I’m starting to book & only have 6-8pm left now. Text me to book your time with me: 604-341-2352. (1 hr+ only)
I had a really amazing duo with one of my good friends, the gorgeous @honeypot96.bsky.social with a wonderful client, Mr. J & we got spoiled with drinks (non alcoholic), snacks, homemade cards & a bouquet of money for each of us. This was a duo that will go down in whoreistory (yes I made that up) ❤️
Here is a lightly blurred photo because I sometimes wish I could share my face openly because I am very pretty! But I can share my hair, as I’m having a really great hair day. Look how beautiful the soft curls are today (naturally wavy) & the shade of pink is really nice too.
✫✰𝑲𝒆𝒍'𝒔 𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒆✰✫ ♥June 1-5: 10am-10pm ♥June 8-12: 10am-10pm ♥June 15-19: 10am-10pm 🏕️Cabin Vacation: June 20-23 ♥June 24-25: 10am-10pm ♥June 29-30: 10am-10pm •𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝑴𝒆 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌: Text is preferred 604-341-2352/ kelcaine@yahoo.com •𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 & 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔: www.kelcaine.com 📸 DFP Glamour
I found the perfect car decoration for my back window. If you see this sign in the back, it may be me! The sign isn’t wrong though.
I went to a sexy glow party last night & this was my outfit. Should I add it to my outfit request list? Also this is my end of May availability: 🌸Mon May 25: 10am-10pm 🌸Tues May 26: 10am-10pm 🌸Wednes May 27: 10am-10pm 🌸Thurs May 28: 10am-10pm 🌸Fri May 29: 10am-12am Text to book: 604-341-2352
I’m in downtown Vancouver ONE night only on August 14 with availability 4pm-12am in a beautiful private condo with a city view, a pool & jacuzzi. This is a rare occasion! I’m charging my regular rates but only 1 hr or more bookings. Why not book me a few hours and make a night of it? 604-341-2352
Have you seen me this week? I have very limited availability today until 4pm (the latest) but I have some availability tomorrow with spots open 4:30pm-12am before my weekend plans. Come see me for some fun! Text me to book: 604-341-2352. (No text apps & text only: no calls) 😘
Spring is here & that means the days can get hot where my A/C can help you cool down, but at night it can be chilly where my fireplace can help you warm up.. & of course it can get even hotter in my bed I’m available this week: Monday May 18- Friday May 22 from 10am-10pm. Text to book: 604-341-2352
Just sharing one of my videos from one of my scuba dives in Saint Lucia this past week. This is a Green Sea Turtle. These turtles as of 2025 are no longer endangered because of years of conservation efforts & grow up to 3 feet long with their main diet being sea grass. They are so beautiful to watch