Kelly J. Crawford
@keldruzod
Retired actress, screenwriter, comic book writer and TV producer now living a quiet life on Vancouver Island. Read pinned bio for details. BLOG:
Seriously, what guy doesn't want to hear a woman say this to him in the bedroom, at least once a month?
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social You're going to be gone ... for a whole month?!!
OMG ... OMG ... OMG! It was barely 2 weeks ago when that first video, introducing the world to Jimothy, was posted on social media. Now, the little freak has got his own Wikipedia page AND a Google animation. 😂
I just finished watching Project Hail Mary. Shuddup! I'm not crying -- YOU'RE crying! 😫
This was completely unexpected. Spotted a young deer casually strolling between houses, in the heart of the city, nowhere near a forest. I hope it can find enough food, shelter -- and other deer to hang out with.
I recently received notice that my "free trial" of Alexa+ is going to expire at the end of the month (subscribing to Amazon Prime will renew it, if I desire). I wonder if reverting back to regular Alexa will stop conversations like this. ⬇️
I just had a funny exchange with Alexa. I asked her the date and, as she replied, my cat started meowhining (if you own a 🐈 you know exactly what that annoying sound is). I snapped back at him -- but Alexa thought I was talking to her. Honestly, she sounded genuinely hurt and offended. 😆
I'm recovering from minor surgery on my leg (cherry tomato sized cyst removal) so, sensing my discomfort as the local anesthesia wears off, Chris snuggled up to comfort me. That's my boy! ❤️ 🐈
Whoever thinks it's cool to do this to dozens of birds for your baby's gender reveal ... I hope you get hit by a truck ! 😡
This psychopathic cunt's name is Emily Grace. She's a teenage stalker who stabbed several horses late at night, in their stalls, so she could win a race. I don't care that she's a minor. She brutally attacked sweet and defenceless horses, and I want her to pay dearly for her crime. 😡
I just finished watching the 6-part limited series, HIS&HERS, on Netflix. It's a great crime thriller with lots of twists. Kept me guessing right until the very end. Highly recommend! 🍿 🍿 🍿