Kellophane ♿

@kellophane

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Kellophane ♿@kellophane· 10d

No cheating, post your lock screen. (Image provided by Motorola. Photograph by Andrey Popov.)

A picture of my phone's lock screen.

It is a photograph by Andrey Popov showing a snow dusted mountain ridge against a beautiful blue night sky

There is what appears to be a lake between us and the mountains, with a thick forest of pines or spruce on the right on a peninsula.

There are two thin trees of the same kind in the foreground with more of the snow dusted rocks closer to the viewer.

Between two mountain peaks you can see a shooting star and the night sky and mountain ridge are being reflected on the water's surface.

A picture of my phone's lock screen. This time clearly giving credit to the photographer, Andrey Popov.

It is a photograph showing a snow dusted mountain ridge against a beautiful blue night sky

There is what appears to be a lake between us and the mountains, with a thick forest of pines or spruce on the right on a peninsula.

There are two thin trees of the same kind in the foreground with more of the snow dusted rocks closer to the viewer.

Between two mountain peaks you can see a shooting star and the night sky and mountain ridge are being reflected on the water's surface.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· 20d

I'm done being nice with this shit.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· 20d

*Sips tea and awaits assumptions*

A picture of my blonde femme miqo WoL. She's dressed in blue cloth armor with gold metal plates strategically placed across her abdomen, her hips, and her forearms. She's carrying a white and gold shield while holding a matching sword aloft in the air. She has a delicate blue gemmed necklace dangling down past her collarbone. Her hair is pulled into a neat and styled bun. She has a small gold and blue tiara on and cherry blossoms by her ears.

Behind her looks to be an elegant white marble garden with a fountain.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jul 9

There, got a semi-proper screenshot of the new outfit!

My femme Miqo WoL confidentially lunging through the air with her Viper weapons drawn in Tender Valley.

She has pale blonde hair tied into an elegant bun that rests low and to the side, it's decorated with tiny gem flowers. A large fluffy tail of the same color looms behind her.

She's dressed in a small black hat, a grey blouse with a black and silver corseted bodice over it. Slightly flared black slacks come to her ankles where a pair of black booties poke out. The heeled boots have embroidered flowers on the back.

Her twin blades are a dark steel silver with ornate hilts. The blades have an ombre glow gently flaring along them. The glow begins as a soft golden hue at the tip of the blade that then blends into a vibrant pink color that covers the rest, ending with tendrils of dark pink glitter flecks reaching upwards around the pommel.

She is in a dessert area replete with cacti and dry grass. The ground is a kaleidoscope of warm browns in various hues.

Birds can be seen flying in the air in the distance beyond her.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jul 9

Okay but... Hear me out on this Viper glam for her... Can you see the vision?

My femme Miqo WoL.

She has pale blonde hair tied into an elegant bun that rests low and to the side, it's decorated with tiny gem flowers. A large fluffy tail of the same color hangs behind her.

She stands with her twin blades out in a confident and relaxed position. One blade low and forward, the other resting deceptively casual over her shoulder.

She's dressed in a small black hat, a grey blouse with a black and silver corseted bodice over it. Slightly flared black slacks come to her ankles where a pair of black booties poke out. The heeled boots have embroidered flowers on the back.

Her twin blades are a dark steel silver with ornate hilts. The blades have an ombre glow gently flaring along them. The glow begins as a soft golden hue at the tip of the blade that then blends into a vibrant pink color that covers the rest, ending with tendrils of dark pink glitter flecks reaching upwards around the pommel.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jul 2

Do you think most Americans will ever realize that they consume literal propaganda with enthusiasm & without hesitation? Or (and I'm being very hopeful here) that if the rest of the world agrees on a scientific topic, it's likely true!?

UtmostJamin1
3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2024

More of the same

I own the first two Planet Earth series. I was wowed by both of them. The third one the image quality and audio is stunning but the storytelling didn't wow me or draw me in as much. it just felt like more of the same. It was a bit too preachy for my taste concerning climate change.

14 people found this helpful

Thomas A. Overstreet
2 out of 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on February 20th, 2024

Sadly Disappointed

I was really excited to see Planet Earth 3 was coming out and ordered to right away. I've got a nice collection of BBC Earth releases and some other Nature blu rays and I enjoy regularly watching them, their great for unwinding. Planet Earth 3 gives the impression that is was put together from the left overs from Planet Earth and Planet Earth 2 with the destruction of the world tacked on. Seems like a cash in on what they had left of David Attenborough's work but. he is really only on half of it.

10 people found this helpful

Amy
3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024

Stunning photography, but please keep the habitat destruction and climate change remarks BRIEF.

Of course, the photography is exceptional, but two entire episodes are dedicated to the impact of humans. This is a terrible disappointment and an annoying waste of program time, especially since we have heard this depressing message countless times before in Mr. Attenborough's previous documentaries.
Fans continue to purchase these BBC series to see and learn more of nature, not to be incessantly reminded about the same tragic realities, hour after hour, and year after year.
Last time, there was ONE episode dedicated to humans and environmental issues ----- now we have TWO episodes consumed with this subject. To quote an old expression, enough is enough.

21 people found this helpful

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 30

:Behold: .... :again:

My femme middie hyur.
She's wearing bright orange and white roller skates, high waisted shorts with bright orange trim, and a bright orange camise.

There is a orange flower crown in her long ginger hair.

She has green eyes that are crinkled in a bright and happy smile.

She's got her hands playfully on her hips, with her left leg crossed and out in front.

It is a bright and beautiful day on the beach.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 29

:Behold: ♥ :3 Please meet Heitiare, my Wood Elf Ranger. ♥

A femme wood elf ranger.

She has dusty rose hair with purple highlights, styled into a messy pixie cut around her face.

She has blue eyes with and electric purple around the iris.

She has freckles across her nose and cheeks.

She has pale skin with warm undertones.

A femme wood elf ranger.

She has dusty rose hair with purple highlights, styled into a messy pixie cut around her face. In it she wears a crown of beautiful sage green leaves, dangling elegantly beside her cheeks.

She has blue eyes with and electric purple around the iris.

She has freckles across her nose and cheeks.

She has pale skin with warm undertones.

She is dressed in a mauve gown that drapes across her chest and beneath her stomach as a skirt. There are slits on either side of the gown that freely show her thighs that are adorned with leaf and vine motifs leading down to her calf high sage green open-toed boots. Similarly styled leaves and vines wrap around the calves.

She is holding a crossbow in her hands in a relaxed position as she smiles softly.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 29

Our newest #BG3 duo! His character on the left is a Loth-sworn Drow Warlock, my character on the right is a Wood Elf Wyldheart (nature magic based modded class).

My BF's character (left) and my own (right) stand in the first camp you have in BG3.

His femme character is dressed in a black and red suit.
My femme character is dressed in a mauve drape dress with nature touches like wrapping branches on her arms and ankles.

There is a minor air elemental in the background to the back right of my character.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 27

Yesssssssss!!! Petunia knows what's up and Honey shakes her paw!

My cat, Honeybear aka Honey, laying in a sunbeam with the light making her fur glow in radiance. She's looking towards a window off camera.

My cat Honey laying on my monitor riser with her tummy exposed, asking for belly pets.

My cat Honey again laying on my monitor riser with her tummy fluff exposed, but she is asleep.

My cat Honey laying on her blankets next to my desk, she is sleeping peacefully. You can see her gravity water fountain in the distance.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 21

¬.¬ Blizzard, you are fucking ridiculous. IF YOU DONT WANT PEOPLE TO USE ADDONS THEN YOU NEED MORE ACCESSIBILITY OPTIONS THAT YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO BOTHER TO IMPLIMENT. All this addon did was change the color of the fishing, logging, herb/mining icons so I could see them better. That was it! 😑

ColTrack

I'm sorry, but Blizzard's recent minimap API changes prevent ColTrack ffrom changing tracking icons on this WoW Client.

You can uninstall ColTrack for now, or keep it installed while I look for a workaround.

There is a checkbox next to "Do not show again" and a red button with a yellow "Okay" written on it.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 19

This was cute! Thank you, Thunk, for sharing that it exists! Link if you wish to do your own: kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 15

Snerk...

Sir Tydus

I've been looking for you everywhere, Temu Claymore. The king has ordered a new offense against the Charr. This is your chance for glory and adventure, but you'll need to know more about your craft before going north of the Wall.

Tell you what: Travel to the southwest gate, which will take you to Lakeside County. I'll have Van the Warrior waiting for you outside. He can show you a trick or two.

Reward:
250 Experience
25 Gold

Green Checkmark
Thank you, Sir Tydus. I'm on my way.
Red circle with a line cutting diagonally through it
I'm afraid to fight.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 15

Can we see the vision?

My high elf templar with her brown horse and blue butterfly.

She's dressed in a mix of silver plate and silver chainmail and has a large claymore strapped to her back. She wears a woven band across her forehead.

She has white hair that's cut in a bob, with the left side pulled behind her ear. She has pale yellow eyes and pale skin. She is wearing a dark rust red lipstick.

An attempt to make the character from before in Guild Wars Reforged.

She is a femme warrior. She has pale skin, pale yellow eyes, white hair that's cut into a bob, and is dressed in silver plate and silver chainmail armor. She has a woven band across her forehead.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 15

Sorry, werewolf Temu Claymore, you'll have to wait because THIS IS WHAT I WANT!

A screenshot showing Guild Wars Reforged being active on my account for free due to owning the original version prior.

YAY!

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 13

*Gently drops off a Kell before scurrying away back into the shadows*

A picture of my blonde, pale skinned Femme Miqo WoL, Kell.

She's dressed in a flowing black dress with dusky rose gold ribbons and rose designs that comes down just past her knees. She has high heels on that match the same dusky rose gold color of the designs on her dress. She has on a peach blossom necklace, black elegant rim glasses, and a small dusky rose gold and black tiara is resting on her bangs.

She is frozen mid-dancestep, smiling softly at the camera.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 12

👉🏼👈🏼🥺 *Places a Kell down before fleeing*

A screenshot of my character.

She is a blonde, femme miqo'te with light purple eyes and a toasted marshmallow shade of pale skin.

She's dressed in blues, black, and gold. She has gold rimless glasses on and is holding a WHM staff against her chest.

She has a ridiculously fluffy blonde tail that she's laying on as she smiles peacefully at the camera.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Jun 11

I've never played FFIX, but Zidane sounds pretty awesome to me. ♥ ff-resonance.vercel.app

Your FF Soul Type

FINAL FANTASY IX
Zidane Tribal

92 RESONANCE SCORE - Top 3%

You are someone who chooses to shine rather than ask why.
The question of your origin could have undone you.
You sat with that darkness—really sat with it—
and then stood up and went back for your friends.
Not because you solved it. Because love was a better answer than despair.
You grin in the face of things that should break you.
Not because they don't hurt—they do—
but because you decided that joy is also a form of courage.
You are not alone.
You taught us all how to say it.
Now believe it yourself.

SOUL QUOTE
You are not alone

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 31

Oh my sweet Marigold, you are too kind and gentle for this world.

A picture of my femme lala WoL, Marigold, sitting atop her mighty Megashiba steed.

She has dark ginger hair, amber eyes, and lightly tanned skin.

She's dressed in a white blouse with a red and light brown corset over it and a bright orange skirt. There is an orange brightlily in her hair.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 29

Loaghtan Cordon Bleu Lean loaghtan chops sliced horizontally, stuffed with a thick slice of cheese, breaded, and fried to a golden brown. 🤤🤤🤤

Loaghtan Cordon Bleu

Meal

Lean loaghtan chops sliced horizontally, stuffed with a thick slice of cheese, breaded, and fried to a golden brown.

Loaghtan Cordon Bleu

Recipe lv. 60, four star

Meal

From the Master Culinarian 4 book

One Loaghtan Fillet
One Smoked Bacon
One Stone Cheese
One Highland Flour
One Mature Olive Oil
One Abalathian Rock Salt

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 23

How ridiculous can these people possibly be with this bullshit?! Respect trans people. Trans Rights Are Human Rights!

Brief Comments:

In no way is this a healthy, sound, nor just question. To try and censor trans and gender identities out of existence is not only impossible but incredibly irresponsible. Trans people have always existed and to try and legislate them out of existence won't actually accomplish anything but further suicides and tragedies from the trans and gender non-conforming communities. Acceptance is what we need to give them, not censorship. Not stigmatism. Kindness and an open mind. Understanding begets fellowship, ignorance begets strife.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 22

Shoutout to Owlcat Games for writing content warnings that allow full disclosure so people can ACTUALLY make informed decisions about whether or not they want to play the content. THIS IS HOW THEY SHOULD LOOK! Not "May have violence and gore" Not "May have scenes players find disturbing" THIS!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains scenes and texts some people may find disturbing. They are not graphically detailed and presented from an isometric point of view, and most of them occur episodically. However, we consider it our duty to inform our players about them. You may see depictions of blood, gore, dismemberment, torture, slavery, and kidnapping in this game. It also contains textual descriptions and mentions of abuse, child abuse, sexual abuse, sexual assault, self-harm, suicide, cannibalism, and miscarriage. Player discretion is advised.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 22

Happy Early Birthday, Clover! And thank you for this chance. Fav foods: Gyoza (potstickers), fruit bowls, & hearty creamy soups, iced chai, matcha, water - Fav plants Succulents of all kinds (cactus especially), sunflowers, roses, & daisys

A picture of my femme blonde miqote holding a book with a distant waterfall behind her and trees of autumn colors.

She's dressed in teals and white, wearing hold under-rim glasses, smiling softly.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 12

UwU

A picture of my femme hrothgar WoL. She's got violet purple fur with pink spots that look like cherry blossoms.

She's dressed in a metallic pink and violet purple dress and is holding a heart motif staff. There's a metallic pink ribbon on her head.

She's got pretty pink eyes. Violet hair.

Soft but strong. Confident.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 7

This is what I ended up going with. :3

A screencap of my chat log showing my new macro in FFXIV to press before a duty begins.

It reads:
Hello! Courtesy warning that I had a stroke that has limited my reflexes & coordination, so I may get caught in things. Thank you for your understanding and let's give it our best shot!

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 3

Ed Sheeran's 'Sapphire' is a gd bop. I shan't hear otherwise.

A fake mock up of a bottle of salt.

The label reads:

Die mad
You salty bitch

Your salty tears do not supply iodine, a necssary dietary ingredient.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· May 2

My main's chocobo is named after my now-passed pupper, Foster. Foster saved my life when I developed schizophrenia by helping me decern what was a hallucination & what wasn't. To /pet him & see this made me sob happy tears. For a moment it felt like he was with me again. 💗

A screenshot of in-game chat that says, "Foster closes their eyes and gives a contented kweh."

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Apr 24

Someone was kind enough to trade me Zamazenta today so now I have both awoos!!! LOOK AT HOW BIG THEY ARE! #PokemonGo #Pokemon #Galar #LegendaryPokemon

A picture of the legendary wolf pokémon Zacian, on the left, and Zamazenta, on the right.

Zacian has light blue fur with light pink accents and is doing a very distinguished howl.

Zamazenta has bright red fur with bright blue accents and touches of white and black. They are doing a more aggressive howl, but not malicious.

They are standing on concrete with a grey and black brick wall behind them.

They are VERY big puppers.

Kellophane ♿@kellophane· Apr 15

^^/ Here for the viiiiiibes