Kelly Welles
@kellywelles
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing. .
I saw this stock photo earlier and I think it's the bloke from the Nancy Boy sleeve thirty years on.
I didn’t see Patti Smith or Michael Stipe getting involved but fair play.
Man didn’t play but fell over an advertising hoarding and required three surgeons to repair his arm. English football at its best 😃
When your very supportive but slightly bewildered mum and dad come to support you because you’ve won an award from Attitude magazine.
Almost one hundred years of history of the World Cup would suggest otherwise but you do you, Ian.
No one saw that coming. Especially Jordan Henderson. open.substack.com/pub/kellywel...
I just heard on the radio that Harry Kane's mates are blowing up his phone taking the piss after that interview and all is right with the world. #ThisIsEngland
Last call for my piece about the nature of support in England. Jude Bellingham in his knickers for scale.
Dear Lord, please save us from entitled blokes who think they know exactly how to fix the England team, if only they were given a shot. Amen. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/world-cup-...
Literally out there making Anthony Gordon look like a credible Princess Diana.
Don't be under any illusion. She was the reason we all watched The Good Life.
New essay exploring why all the incels seem to love Cristiano Ronaldo. Please enjoy at your leisure. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/world-cup-...
I’m gonna go big here and say that he’s probably been dreaming about the moment his first child is born and sharing that moment with his wife as well, you bin fire.
Modric is at the forefront of our minds today so it's only right to re-up the best tweet that ever happened.