Kelsey (Taylor's Version)

@kelseyforevermore

She/her • Episcopal youth minister • bi • swiftie since 2010 • loves books and cats. loves Jesus, tries not to be a jerk about it.

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· May 11

Ur local tiny family was the biggest bravest crew around and went for a walk today. It was harder than I expected. My body is still recovering from, u know, delivering a baby 9 days ago. Hoping to try again tomorrow and keep building up that strength.

A very hot bearded man takes a selfie with his hot wife in a Mom hat in front of a stroller with the canopy up. They're on the sidewalk bc they're super brave and went on a walk.

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· May 11

My youth group put together a basket full of books for my baby's library with a swiftie book plate in each with their names. 😭😭😭

A sticker inside each book cover reads "this book was chosen for E Cooper's reading era by (blank), St David's Youth Group 2026" in the style of friendship bracelet letters like at the end of the eras tour film

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· May 3

Baby E is here and has realigned my entire solar system. 🥹 Beloved and I are doing well.

A tiny infant hand holds one of Kelsey's fingers

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Mar 8

Red shouldered hawk!!!! So close!! I got to point it out to two groups of other walkers ☺️☺️☺️

A red shouldered hawk perched on a power line

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Mar 6

✨vintage tee, brand new phone, hokas on cobblestones✨ or whatever Taylor said

Kelsey takes a cringe mirror selfie with her new phone and the Monterey bay otter shirt

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Jan 20

There are a great number of things that are categorically insane on any given day but this is WILD

A screenshot of the NYT daily email reads: Tariffs: Trump threatened to impose 200 percent tariffs on French wine and Champagne if Emmanuel Macron, France’s president, refused an invitation to join his board to oversee the cease-fire in Gaza. He calls it a “Board of Peace,” and he’s charging a billion dollars in cash for permanent membership.

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Jan 11

the loml

A screenshot of the game score for rams @ panthers, 34-31

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 29

I'm home and I'm gonna make a cup of TEA and build a FIRE and light my PALO SANTO CANDLE and read/craft ALL DAY

The energy I'm going into 2026 with: a screenshot of a tweet by @robyns_quill "You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwww."

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 28

The only reason to be corporeal

Two cats lay sleeping on Kelsey's legs stretched out on a recliner

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 28

Everyone be quiet, my song is on 🕯️

Kelseys hand holds a hymnal to #112, In the Bleak Midwinter

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 24

Beloved and I do our stocking exchange whenever happens to be the last quiet moment before Christmas chaos begins. This year that was tonight. I got the moss piano ornament that I cried over when I saw it was sold out 🥹🥰

A Christmas tree showcases the Taylor Swift moss piano ornament

A text chat with my beloved in which I gush about how much I want the moss piano ornament

A text chat in which I discover the moss piano ornament is sold out and I believe Beloved did not buy it

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 21

When they surprise u with ur favorite advent hymn after u thought u missed ur one chance to hear it.... 🕯️

Kelsey holds a hymnal and stares straight ahead with a look of rapturous joy on her face she's wearing the midnights cardigan

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Dec 3

Another year with Taylor as my top artist but not a single song on my top songs! There's twelve albums to choose from!! So much! I am cracking up tho bc I didn't think I went *that* hard into Fantasies by Metric but yes apparently I did!!! I never listened to Sabrina's latest, this is all emails 💀

Spotify wrapped with a black background and a purple 2025. Top artists: Taylor Swift, The Maine, Sabrina Carpenter, Hayley Williams, Metric. Top songs: Help I'm Alive, Kill Me, Sick Muse, Gold Guns Girls, True Believer. Minutes listened: 24,764. Top genre: Art Pop

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Nov 25

SHE'S HERE AND SHE'S GORGEOUS I LOVE HER?!?!? SO SOFT AND COMFY

Kelsey is beaming in a selfie with the red cardigan

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Nov 3

(she's 90lbs, carrying her isn't feasible) And all of this time with her is such a gift. But the stages of watching her age... It's hard. She's still so excited to do things her body can't do anymore. Some Laney pics for tax. She's a very good girl.

A grey dappled dog stands in an outdoor seating area. Her tongue is out and she looks directly at the camera

Kelsey appears to be on the couch reading, but right in front of her open book is a pensive Lane staring directly at the camera

Lane lays on the floor next to a bunch of clutter. A blurry image of her licking her leg, eyes closed

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 28

The Internet is, in so very many ways, a place of abject despair and a waste of my time and energy. But, also, I had this little interaction #onhere and it should have been nothing of note. It should have been just a silly story. But it isn't 🧵 (CC @courtneyellis.bsky.social)

A bluesky post thread.

@courtneyellis.bsky.social posted "I walked into church this morning and one of our older members saw me and gasped.

"You look so YOUNG up close!" she said.

Anyway, Dottie is now my new best friend." And then "Also, I do not, in fact, look young up close."

Which I responded with "One of my students was SHOCKED to learn I'm in my 30s and said I look maybe 21. The other teens were getting ready to set him straight and I "u all shut ur little traps, he's thinking nice things about me"" and Courtney finally responded with "😆😆😆"

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 16

Thrilled to see u Thursday from my office at church 🥹

A selfie of Kelsey. She has shoulder length purple hair and glasses, but wearing a sweater that has variations of "love thy neighbor" printed on it. She smirks at the camera.

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 9

How it's going

A text thread
"THEY ARE THE TWO DUMBEST PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD GOOD CHRIST"
"RIVALED ONLY BY TAYLOR AND STEVEN. THE FOUR DUMBEST PEOPLE TO EXIST. "
"Anyways I finished episode two. Onto ep 3"

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 4

I got my very first swiftie friendship bracelet at the official release party 🥹🥹🥹 My eras tour night was too early for the friendship bracelet trend and this is so nice 😭

A friendship bracelet that reads "actually romantic" with teal and orange beads

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 3

Alright I have a real ranking for showgirl now that I've finished my second listen

Second listen rankings
Liz Taylor
Eldest daughter
Cancelled
Wish list
Fate of Ophelia
Actually romantic
Honey
The life of a showgirl
Father Figure
Ruin the friendship* (I don't like ranking this one at all I have too many feelings)
Wood
Opalite

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Oct 3

My bestie ROASTING me in the chat when I was like "hey what are u talking about??"

Text chat showing several messages, all from someone else:
"It's"
"Kelsey"
"Do you not know about this"
"At all"
"I want to live in your mind"

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Sep 30

Cropped photo of fearless album title that reads "fear Taylor"

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Sep 29

I'm buying a Spanish copy of the BCP and... It comes in like, one basic format. No cutesy personal colors or anything. Hella lame, y'all. We gotta do better 🕯️

Amazon webpage for El Libro de Oracion Comun (Spanish language Pew edition of the BCP). Only option is a teal hardcover

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Sep 17

Okay but look at them

A stack of folded Taylor Swift cardigans, in order: folklore, lover, fearless, 1989, midnights, speak now, Etsy folklore (my first), TTPD

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Sep 15

Shot, chaser @backtodecember.bsky.social

Two bsky posts:

Annie @theamazingannie.swifties.so...

5m

she/her

My sister brought home like 10 cheese sticks from school for me and I was only gonna eat one today but I think I might just have to eat them all

Grace

@backtodecember.bsky.social

5m

I really need to eat more actual meals instead of a million snacks lol

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Aug 29

Just finished another celaena sardothien run! Convinced she must have trained in a more temperate climate 🥵

Kelsey grimaces at the camera while on a walking interval of her midday run

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Aug 25

Today was my first Morning Prayer in a little over a week. A brief interruption from Cinder but otherwise uneventful. 🕯️

A cream point Persian cat stares at the camera while standing on a book of common prayer on a dining room table. An open bible is next to them.

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Aug 25

Had a bunch of feelings so I went on a run about it. Yes it did help 🙄

Kelsey is beaming on a walking path during Golden hour

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Aug 24

This queer youth minister loves u! Happy pride, atx! #AustinPride #SilenceEqualsDeath

Kelsey is wearing pride overalls with bi pride painted nails

Kelsey (Taylor's Version)@kelseyforevermore· Aug 18

🕯️ When the sermon is so good u take notes like an evangelical (complimentary) m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Lb...