Just made 95 of these little bastards.

I just use these

Okay, @cinnabarneon.bsky.social answered by insect question a few weeks back (Pelidnota punctata) and so I have another. Size of a large horsefly. Fly shaped body but moth-like wings & flight.

Like I said. Solid 8/10. Maybe a soft 9.

Crazy looking beetle in the carport. Big bastard. Inch and a half at least. I'd love the internet entomology wing to ID. Cool looking, metallic shine. Almost looks like it could have been designed to look like that car.

Canada Day fireworks got rained out eh? So we're entertaining ourselves with a board game fitting of this day. Happy Canada Day.

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$1M x 1 yr?

Tonight: Perfectly grilled filet of Australian beef, asparagus roasted with tomatoes, red peppers and onions with baked potatoes all from Ontario. The seasonal Ontario asparagus goes hard right now. I should have taken a before pic but I was hungry AF and it beckoned.

I call this my worry stick. I fidget with it and twirl it and slap my knee and stuff when my hockey anxiety reaches a certain level. It soothes me. Hopefully not required much tonight. #GHG

"We have a lot of great people studying it. It should be fine."

Me watching my team in playoffs:

Me watching other teams in the playoffs:

Maybe there's some way the NHL could acquire some sophisticated military-grade technology that could turn a light on when a puck crosses a certain plane. FFS, there are people literally living in space right now but we can't be sure if this puck crossed the line or not? FOH

Hilarious fun fact, and I swear this is true, Randy is now a pretty good photographer and this is his logo. rj51photos.com

Yeah, grab the gardening stuff.

Totally possible

Beers are $18 and this MF is talkin bout "cost cutting."

Easter turkey's final act.

Thanks a lot dickhead who can't park. Merry Easter or whatev.

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Everything is fine. It's fine.