Another day, another bullsh*t excuse.

Millerstopheles.

He's a Stooge. Nothing more.

Stooge.

Yeah it's coming right along...

Poor Donald. Always playing the victim card.

See number 3:

He's a Stooge.

Yep. Says so right on his card.

Tr*mp can help with that.

They're at a meeting.

Tr*mp's minions all take his masterclass:

He's even got a picture of Vladdy Daddy in the bathroom.

Tough call but the second one.

Oh the dystopian hell our lives would be without a TV weather person telling how to dress for the day.

Dogs are wonderful creatures. This is Charlie - half-lazy, half-crazy.

Pinot's a kook who is in way over her head.

Yeah, Kash was hard at work 'investigating' in his office.

Well, he does spend a lot of time hard at work in his office.

Registration is now open for the Tr*mp Liars Masterclass.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Todd Blanche has been promoted to the principal cast of 'The West Wing Sh*tshow.'

The Psychophants.

No worries, MAGAs. Blanche will be just as good a liar as Bondi.