Feels like the primary complaint should be that people are not paying attention or are driving in an aggressive manner, but...

I'm not in the advertising business, but I am pretty sure your ad is supposed to at least say what your product is.

another day teaching in new york schools. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the robots. buddy, they wont even let me fuck em

Incredible things happen on LinkedIn. Imagine seeing your AI spit this out and then just posting it anyway.

this defense is so ass that sir mix-a-lot is writing songs about it lil jon music video levels of ass sharks are gonna have to win every game 6-5

My strawberry plants are putting in the work so far this summer.

The PWHL Expansion Process™ continues to make zero sense.

We don't know his actual birthday, but for whatever reason the vet has today in their system; so happy 21st birthday to my idiot son.

fuck yeah, you love to see it

I don't think so, no.

Detroit was a great choice, but these two...

It's a shame living here sucks the other 364 days of the yeat.

oh yeah, gimmie the good shit

okay, clanker

does @usatoday.com know that there are other players in the wnba?

you know things are going well when it's like this in the group chat

It apparently searches for "fired" and responds to any post and... lmao.