Kestrel Casey
@kestrelcasey
Author. Activist. Disabled. Queer. Defective manic pixie dream girl.
If I made this as a button, would anybody want one? By donation, obviously. Not looking to profit. Just spread some raccoon love.
I don't usually mind a shower friend, but I do have some rules. 1. Maximum number of legs is 8 2. Do not exceed the speed limit 3. Absolutely no touching my feet. This little bastard broke all the rules today. He's a rebel.
Whenever I'm like "I enjoy this artist even though they are outside my usual genres," it turns out (years later) to just be my gaydar working. Every time. Today I learned of another one.
Sometimes people get stuck on the folding step, so I made this gif a few years ago.
All this to say, I was forced into my first interaction with the Victoria's Secret ai "support" bot, and it is unhinged.
I don't know who is putting Mountain Goats lyrics in the bar bathroom, but I feel them
Books written by no one, for no one. This sort of thing really confirms my decision to pull all my books from Amazon.
Happy Pride to this story about Dave Van Ronk, who was eating dinner at a restaurant, heard the Stonewall Riot start, and went out to throw a brick on general principal.
Unearthed the ukulele today, and it had been in the case for so long that the poor fretboard was dry as kindling. So naturally I am now driving the neighbors up the wall, getting some human oil on it. (They probably can't hear it. I mean, it's a uke. They can't hear it, right?)
I have quit Prime and tried to order elsewhere, but there's no Sally's near me, so I resorted to Amazon for hair dye supplies. Which resulted in this. Excuse me, but WHAT.
...I think I just found a small carnivore tooth in the driveway? Today has been a strange day.
Car work today. Using my phone as a scope to see under the skirt and find out what the last guy did wrong. See if you can spot it. 😑
I have sketched a canvas but the fear of paint I've mysteriously developed seems to persist.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE (Sorry, the guy in reception had a Star Trek pin on, I couldn't not do this. It's just an annual checkup.)
Went home with my prize. Mildly distressing that the same Juniors XS shorts that fit the plastic teenager are the perfect size, but my body is what it is, and not only are they comfy as hell, but if anyone ever asks where I got them, I get to say I fought a mannequin for them and won.