“Fuck it, let’s check out that alley and have some fun~” “B-but… I mean… Maybe I can ask for the nearest public bathroom? Before we… Or….. hmm… *hmmmm~*” “Unless you think you can hold it any longer?” “…Yeah. Naw. Fuck it. Let’s go dude~”

Oh boy, the cats are at it again… Inside of you are two tigers, and they’ve both had wayyy too much to eat the buffet. Another banger from @coffebeancat.bsky.social 😤😤

Sooo yeah I’ve been in a *little* bit of a BG3 kick, aaaand I’ve got another ‘sona. Cathasaigh, or Cath in short, he’s a Tempest Cleric multiclass with… I’ll say everything. For more “options” at my disposal when he regales you with his tales… and “gales.”

………I don’t even wanna ask what he’s doing now.

What is he- No, NO- (Tfw your Tempest Cleric upcasts “thunder wave” and quicken spells it for another and channels divinity for max roll “thunder dmg”)

I may be cooking up another random ass ‘sona (ignore my freak of a normie friend)

O’Malley. Omg brain blast moment in the shower I’m SOLD on this name

You can try.

Hartley: “Nav? I don’t feel so good, I think I caught a bug, can ya check me for a fever rq babe?” Naveen: “Ugh, I told you to wear a shirt to bed. Especially now that it’s so cold and- Wait, why’re you turning a-“ Hartley: “Heheh gotcha babe, hhngh-!”

Aki (Chunter, or Syd would prob be a better fit) Nori (Leo) Hartley (Carl) Naveen (Flynn) Kiwi (TJ) <Rename WIP> (Jenna)

Oop wasn’t quite done…… I feel like I’ve thought that a lot tonight.

( 🎨 @clovercanine.bsky.social ) #scat #soiling So, Aki (prev. Casey) cleans up pretty good, all clean and trim, fur slicked back and fresh outta the shower… Which he’ll be visiting again, once he’s done with his “morning ritual” at least… Come on dude, the toilet’s RIGHT there smh

Shadow wizard money gang welcome padawon

10) Weapon Handling (CW: scat) Cass loves his big guns too, even though he doesn’t bring them out as often… for reasons. Let’s just say the recoil is distributed equally, both in the front and the back. And oh man is it a lot of recoil.

9) Tunnel Runner Snakes & coyotes are no strangers to burrowing, so it’s no surprise those instincts remained in my Nightstalker. Though, he could’ve avoided some head, or rather stomach, ache if he just skipped that dodgy yum yum deviled eggs before traveling…

8) Ninja/Silent Running (CW: scat) Some Nightstalkers can cloak themselves and turn invisible. Cass being Cass, he leverages this to more mischievous means, like cropdusting a raider camp with impunity. He gets away with a lot frankly, but there’s still times he has to think on his feet…

7) Pack Rat/Long Haul (CW: scat) Being the loot goblin that he is, Cass just has to pick up every bit of scrap and gear that could be turned to profit. Though, carrying such a heavy load has its drawbacks, as often times he has to decide between dropping off some weight, or…

Can’t have your cake and eat it too Bud… Speaking of cake,

“I can take three deathclaws, easy peezy!” “…in a fight, right? Cass?” ——————— And he was never seen again… /j

6) Hand Loader (CW: scat) Ahhh yes, nothing like the smell of gunpowder in the morning… Wait, why do I detect last night’s cram and yum yum deviled eggs? …How long has that Nightstalker been slaving away at that reloading bench again? …I need more coffee for this shit.

[ CW: scat ] Ohhh but we’re not done yet! Seems like Raz wanted to repay the favor, and with all of S’varin’s (often hearty) meals having ample time to digest thru the day, the suthay’s gut was bound to react sooner rather than later. …Oh. Well, at least it’s laundry day…

[ CW: scat ] And for a change of pace, I tasked @breader.bsky.social with showing off my og Khajiit couple, complete with their typical antics. Intimate, cozy, and kinky. All vibes that are present when these two are at home together. And it sees that S’varin is quite the baker…

5) Cowboy (CW: scat in 2nd pic) What else is a lonesome cowpoke s’posed to do when he’s all by his lonesome? Turns out the answer isn’t what you’d expect, stumbling upon the friendly Nightstalker at his camp. …Right after he binged on all the pre-war junk food he could find.

4) And Stay Back! (CW: scat in 2nd pic) Shotguns are another of Cass’ favorites, there’s nothing quite like the satisfying kick of a good boomstick after all. But just like w/ the dynamite, a familiar urge hits. With all that recoil tho… some things are just inevitable.

3) Demolition Expert (CW: scat in 2nd pic) Cass loves testing out new weapons, especially ones that go boom. But alas, what’s a Nightstalker to do when the urge strikes mid-test? Well, dynamite does tend to be pretty loud, so surely a little push wouldn’t hurt…

(Just a fun lil idea I had) WANTED: CASS Crimes: - public indecency (in a manner of speaking) - public intoxication (and resulting… air pollution) - theft (where’d all my darn cram go??) - assault (on our noses, and that one guy’s face) - “littering” - “property destruction”

2) Rad Absorption/Rad Child (CW: scat in 2nd pic) The one good thing about all those Big MT experiments is that Cass can really soak up radiation, even metabolizing it to a degree. A give and take sorta deal, a built-in filtration and ventilation system if you will. Though there are downsides…

1) Old World Gourmet Cass has a bit of a weakness for OW foods. Cram, fancy lad snack cakes, instamash, pork n beans, and ofc good ‘ol booze… All 200+ y/o. It’s a miracle that he doesn’t just keel over with how bad must be. Still, his binges have consequences…

( cw: scat ) Yes I’m still horrendously down bad for Blaidd. Yes I’ve been binging Nightre*gn. Yes I’ve added two new dudes to drool over. Yes this commission was absolutely essential to my physical wellbeing. Yes you may judge me now. ( 🎨 @/Baphoscat_666 on X )