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Joni Baloni 🐈💨

@kielbasanova

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· 4d

When I hear about a man from Nantucket I think of these guys

Steven Weber and Tim Daly on the show Wings.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· 16d

Started dating in 2000, now celebrating our 24th wedding anniversary, and we still see plenty of road ahead of us to explore together.

A woman with red hair and a man with a grey and white beard. They are both smiling and wearing sunglasses. He is wearing a hat. San Francisco is in the horizon behind them.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· 25d

They need to stop acting like we're stupid.

Monty Python Parrot sketch screenshot. The parrot is Mitch McConnell. John Cleese is America. And Michael Palin is Republicans.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 30

My difference in experience between Bluesky and Threads is astounding.

My post from Threads that says "a fake assassination attempt makes an assass out of I and nation" with 44.1k likes and 2.7k reposts.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 22

It's Earth Day. Time for my annual Planet of the Apes marathon of the original 5 films. 🌎🦧🐒🦍

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 20

Scrolling through my drafts folder feels like..

The Governor from The Walking Dead looking at all of the zombie heads in fish tanks in his secret back room.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 18

Time to go to my happy place.

View of my hand holding an Xbox controller and my tv has Halo loading.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 17

PSA

Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 10

BOSS: We're concerned you might be feeling a bit burnt out at work lately. ME: Whaaaaaaat?

Burned up guy smoking a cig in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 9

When an astrologer tries to tell me about myself:

Kermit from The Great Muppet Caper telling Peter Falk's character, "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 5

Happy Easter! He is Risen.

Bruce Campbell as Ash walking out of the cave at the end of Army of Darkness.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Apr 3

And they say romance is dead...

Ask from an Anonymous to me on Tumblr but it says "we want those tits mommy :3"

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Mar 17

It's St. Patrick's Day, so you owe me physical affection. Them's the rules. 💋🍀

me from the neck down, wearing a t-shirt that says, "Kiss me I'm 63.6% Irish."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Mar 15

Happy Ides of March. Don't forget to take a friend out to celebrate.

Ides of March. Julius Caesar being stabbed by everyone and his buddy, Brute.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Mar 6

When they pick up my best weapon before reviving me

scene from Cabin in the Woods when Richard Jenkins character yells "Fuck You" at the monitor screen.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Feb 22

Calling this book the widowmaker because I'm about to bore my husband to death talking about it.

Weirdumentary book by Gary D. Rhodes. It's about 1970s documentaries regarding aliens, cryptids, prophecies, monsters, mysteries, etc.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Feb 19

Andrew is no longer a Prince but he does look like a Count.

Ex-Prince Andrew on his way to jail.

Willem Dafoe as Count Orlok in Shadow of the Vampire.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Feb 15

My husband and I celebrate our love 24/7/365 for 26 years and counting. I love this dude so much. ❤️

A nerd and his wife. They are both wearing glasses. He is wearing tortoise shell color in the style of Dick Van Patten from Westworld. She is wearing big Raybans. He had a head of hair and a beard both grey. She is a redhead.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Feb 7

My body is a finely tuned instrument and that instrument is a Muppaphone.

Marvin Suggs playing the Muppaphone that says "ow" or "OW" depending on how hard he hits each one.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Feb 7

Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only

Image of Blackwolf the Dragonmaster.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 18

Hung out with this bearded nerdy handsome birthday man today ❤️

My bearded husband with grey hair, wearing sunglasses and leaning on the car door. He's smiling at me because he loves me, which means he's probably mildly insane.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 16

We've endured 1 year in a world without David Lynch in it. ❤️💔☕🚬

David Lynch saying "One day the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 14

Not my house, but I know my way around.

Pee-wee's Playhouse

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 6

NICE DREAMS (1981, dir. Tommy Chong)

Barbie head and torso with a lizard tail and lizard arms and lizard legs. Reminiscent of Officer Stedanko after he smokes copious amounts of a marijuana.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 3

My husband got mad when I said his ARC Raiders character reminds me of an older Trekkies juror.

My husband's ARC Raiders character design that looks like an elder military woman. Wearing a maroon jacket and sunglasses.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Jan 1

A great New Year resolution idea for some people:

Karl Urban as Billy Butcher in The Boys saying, "Just quit being a cunt."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Dec 25

🎶 Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

Flash flood warning advising to not travel unless fleeing an area that is flooding or if you're under an evacuation order.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Dec 13

I've been congested, coughing, and generally ill since Thanksgiving. My December has been a lot of being in bed and my husband taking care of me, which would be more enjoyable if I wasn't sick.

Steve Martin, in ALL OF ME, standing next to a bed where Lily Tomlin is laying down covered up and with a box of Kleenex next to her.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Dec 8

Decisions, decisions...

Netflix screen that asks Are you still watching "The End of the F***ing World"? with options of Continue watching or Exit.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨@kielbasanova· Dec 2

Looking at avocados and wondering if Godzilla's nutsack is smooth or bumpy.

2 avocados one has mostly smooth skin and the other is bumpy.

Godzilla Minus One from the shoulders up, appearing to look at the camera.