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𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· 21d

Dean had thought he’d seen it all. That was, until today, when he went to show a property to his newest client Charlie and stumbled upon a man taking a shower in one of the outbuildings. “Jesus! What are you doing here?” he cried out when he realized what he was looking at. “Sorry man!” naked guy 1/

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· 27d

It’s from my camera roll 🤔. Wonder if it’s too much for BS? What about now?

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· Jun 1

May reading stats

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 26

bad case of lovin’ you by imbihesgay archiveofourown.org/works/820180...

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“OK, give me five minutes this patient will not take long”
Luca nods in thanks, and scurries off to busy himself. In the meantime Ilya huffs another sigh, shaking his head as he finally pulls up the chart.

Shane Hollander
Height 177.8cm
Weight 88.5kg
Temp 36
BP 118/75

Patient presented with syncope, nausea, and vertigo.

- Shane Hollander comes into Ilya rozanov’s ER two months after they had a wild one night stand

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 26

Something Worth Hanging by thehdub archiveofourown.org/works/814000...

Summary

A cancer diagnosis forces, Shane and Ilya to stop pretending they have time they don’t slowly fall into each other they crashed into it trying to make up for seven years of almost somewhat, but illness doesn’t magically fix who they are the same walls, fears and habits that kept them apart or still there only now they have to face them while fighting something much bigger than themselves.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 26

You mean this?? 🤣

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 26

Fuck it. 🤠

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 26

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 24

🙄😒

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 24

It’s all Canadian Vodka’s Fault by FriPie archiveofourown.org/works/785835...

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In the early hours of Saturday, the hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and engraving husband still railing in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke the same day, hung over and blurry, but very much alive

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 9

I Like The Sound of A Bad Idea by WhisperInk archiveofourown.org/works/77969071

Shane’s boyfriend just couldn’t fuck him right, fortunately his ex could.

So Shane invites his ex over to fuck him while his boyfriend watches and learns. It’s purely educational. Totally not about the unresolved feelings that they both don’t have

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 9

tongues-a-wagging by Anonymous archiveofourown.org/works/783149...

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Barstool sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 8

Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory archiveofourown.org/works/81070756

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Summary: In which Shane Hollander’s pubic hair goes viral, the Internet color matches it to Pantone 15–12 14 warm sand in Ilya Rozanov creates an account on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr and YouTube to anonymously defend his boyfriend’s crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics

features a one star Calvin Klein review “very poor elastic ruined my life,” Svetlana and Rose, who have never once been wrong and the most romantic use of the word melanocytes in history of the English language, according to Ilya Rozanov

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 5

Day-to-Day (Upper Body) by ReedPoint Is a WIP but has a definitive chapter count and updated not too long ago. archiveofourown.org/works/754166...

Summary for day to day upper body on ao3

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 4

archiveofourown.org/works/81188126

Summary for busted on ao3

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Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guys night in. Shane had been flat lately and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship. How they ended up, stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand..

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

Like A Man Who Wants Me by CarnivalMirai archiveofourown.org/works/82638631

Summary for like a man who wants me on ao3

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

The MILF Theory (And Why The Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower archiveofourown.org/works/76676306

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Summary: the Internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely definitely 100% banging the Hollander- they’ve got photo evidence, multiple sightings, Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed overnight at the Hollander residence. It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history; seduce rivals hot Mom to assert dominance. there’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. just not that one.

or in which Ilya‘s boyfriend’s mother keeps adopting him, the Internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

The Birds and The Bees by Slagathor99 archiveofourown.org/works/811963...

Description for the birds and the bees on ao3

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Good morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it’s a bad idea but that’s never stopped him before.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

The Five Year Farewell by Ilya_Was_Here This is exactly what it sounds like. Please mind the tags. This is truly a dead dove situation. archiveofourown.org/works/77906231

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Summary at age 46 Ilya Rozanov, retired former captain and star forward of the Ottawa Senators, six times Stanley Cup winner and widely regarded as one of the most talented hockey players of all time is diagnosed with dementia.

Five years later the legacy he leaves behind is beautiful.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

Do the Wrong Thing by MacyFletcherFiction Is a WIP but author has said it’s complete and will be finished posting by May 8. This one is so good I’ve been screaming about it for days. Mind the tags. archiveofourown.org/works/799520...

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After Shane’s plan to come out to Ilya in Tampa falls through, the pair have a falling out. There is no cottage. Instead, Ilya is forced to wait and see Shane at a charity event being held innNew York. Ilya hopes that, after a miserable summer apart, he and Shane can reconcile. There’s just one problem. Jordan Bragg, a forward for the anew York Admirals, has also come out as gay. Stunningly handsome, funny, and just what a heartbroken Hollander needs, Jordan makes it clear that Ilya Rozanov isn’t the only one after the metros center.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

i just want you to know who i am (from the cottage) by writinginasnowglobe archiveofourown.org/works/772748...

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Ottawa Centaurs

The Ottawa Senators are honored to present from the cottage, a limited docuseries about Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. Follow along to see their incredible journey from young rookies and rivals to where they are now and their own words or Shane and Ilya finally get a chance to tell the story the way they want to.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

Fun(d)raiser by UglyGreenJacket archiveofourown.org/chapters/199...

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Summary: “watch yourself Rozanov,” he says in Russian voice, low and dark, and oh holy shit Ilya should have known teaching Shane his native language would be the death of him. “I would rather watch you.”Shane moves off the stool he’s been sitting on with one fluid movement. “not now.” “later then?” Shane rolls his eyes. “pervert.” “not what you said an hour ago.” he feel Shane‘s foot bump into his and their thighs brush just barely. But it’s still just enough to make Ilya want to abandon all of this and drag Shane back upstairs. “Behave Ilya,” he says slipping back into Russian. “you know they can’t know.” he turns and look throws him is just a little too close to not affect him. “We both want it that way.” oh right that.
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Ilya and Shane attempt to hide their relationship at a charity gala and it goes just as well as one would expect.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 3

HOLLANOV FIC RECS: A 🧵 home economics by Anonymous archiveofourown.org/works/791546... #hollanovficrecs #hollanov #hollanovfanfic #heatedrivalry

Home economics by anonymous.

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Summary: The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry when the MLH can’t negotiate with the hockey players union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts for four months in Switzerland. They share a team, a line, a house and a bed. then the lockout ends in January and it’s time to go back back to different countries, cities, lives, beds. reentry is harder than expected.

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 2

😜

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· May 1

April stats vs yearly. Might make my goal of 10 million words this year. 😅

April stats on soft goods.

773,741 words read

66 fics read

55 authors read

Year to date stats

3,072,412 words read

277 fics read

179 authors read

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· Apr 21

“Shit man! I’m so sorry!” the kid exclaims after he gets out of the truck. “I didn’t even see you! Are you okay?” “Uh, yeah, I think so,” Cas says as he lays on the side of the road. “Awe man, my dad is going to kill me,” Cas hears the kid say. “Dad! You gotta come quick. I think I killed a guy!” 1/

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· Apr 21

Cas expected a tow truck. Or at least that’s what he thought the grumpy old guy on the other end of the line meant when he said he would send someone to help him with his broken down truck. “Bobby’s the best,” the kid with the mullet had said in the parking lot of the diner when he asked for help.1/

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· Apr 5

Every week Dean was excited to set up his booth at the farmers market knowing that Cas was going to be right next to him. What had started out as innocent one-upping with their tactics to garner more customers had turned into full-fledged craziness with Dean now wearing costumes and Cas building 1/

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚 💙💚@kikireads· Apr 1

Something something if Dan*ela has no haters …