dr. kimberly ann

@kimannjosouth

💚 poet, phd, professor, human, mama, aries, eagles/phl sports , ucw-cwa, she/her/hers 💚 rts ≠ always endorsements

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dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 5d

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pic of Phillies beleagured relief pitcher cut off at the shoulders with the headline "ANALYSIS:: After 10 hours and 43 minutes of Phillies baseball, this is what I think" in a serifed font except the word ANALYSIS which is sans serif. Black text on white background.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 6d

this one of Jasper is pretty great. Miss him. I still have his (not dna related) sister, Nova, but Jasper—my bubba—was my dog more than a dog has ever been MY dog, and I miss him so much.

Jasper, a very good black pitt/lab mix laying in some very green grass.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 9d

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 13d

I got a new (to me) car, and my friend said it looks like the roof of it is rooting for the Phillies. Also, that is me dressed as a unicorn, yes.

Kim, dressed as a unicorn, leaning against a 2023 Chevy Trailblazer parked on grass. The car is blueish silver with a scarlet red roof.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 17d

We complained that he wanted to do traditional bingo for the last round so he changed it to… “the wine glass.” more whining. “i can’t make this up,” he says.

dude at south jersey bar holding up wine glass bingo example.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 17d

It was “kite” haha.

me peeking over the top of my winning “kite” bingo card. aka the top four left and then the tail thru the middle, bottom two diagonally from the middle of a bingo card with a pink border marked with green and blue blotters. behind me, a south jersey bar.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 18d

This and a sign outside Vero’s Pizza that said “LeBron James Come Try Our Pizza!” greeted me as I reentered NJ.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· 21d

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only--

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 30

anyway. at least we got this picture with this very large soccer ball surrounded by flowers partially blocked by my enormous hat.

Kimberly in a large hat and orange shirt and Esmé in a normal hat for a six year old in front of a large Fifa World Cup soccer ball sculpture surrounded by white and blue flowers.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 24

Currently obsessing over trying to ID these white oyster looking mushrooms with no gills and a fan shape growing in my yard instead of packing.

white fan shape mushrooms ground eye view

white fan shape mushroom one being held in a hand

white fan shaped mushrooms ground ground eye view again

white fan shaped mushroom zoomed a little out from above

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 21

#smallpoemsunday "On Needing to See a River" by Keetje Kuipers www.giganticsequins.com/kuipers-on-n...

"On Needing to See a River" by Keetje Kuipers

The tea-stained mug, my mother’s
voice on the phone saying contraction,

this almost-animal working its paper
ankles and pinkening birch-bark heels

inside me. There is some need
for a river among this, some swelling

to match my own, some sunken, rounded
stones to ground this shimmering surface.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 17

Yay.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 17

Fancy (homemade) ramen night! Took forever. But I discovered the mystery veggie in my box was a purple daikon! Not as flavorful as a regular one. Still good tho. Also fine those are udon noodles shhh.

noodle bowl with udon, soft boiled eggs, purple daikon, carrots, basil, red onions, and squash.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 16

here is mine rn lolol

car radio set to Phils/Mains game with fighting chicken pin hanging from mardi gras beads and festive green baubles which are in turn hanging from the rearview. it’s gray outside in the gymnastics parking lot in AL.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 16

annddd we are elevating. with my “commercials” book. and yes i put a bandaid on it bc i’m a baby.

John Hudak Marijuana a Brief history in rev lap of person wearing blue skirt who is elevating her foot bc she hurt her toe.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 15

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everyone tweeting the same thing: that the Phils have the bases loaded and “oh no.”

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 14

picture of the staff who runs this bluesky account

four members of the band no doubt sitting the wrong way on some theater seating chairs

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 6

This is a real slide I made for a real class I am teaching for real Summer II semester, and I love my life sometimes.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 4

What is a movie you can only watch once.

movie poster for 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days featuring two white chicks who look calmly distressed.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 2

Just won the new @newyorker.com game in under a minute!

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 1

so maybe i will just sit here and drink water and read these two books on cannabis for the cannabis lit class i am prepping.

two books about weed and a dog who is panting.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· Jun 1

I'd be soooooo close to paying off this set of student loans (you don't want to see the other ones) if the interest went towards the principle, and other millennial woes: a memoir

Screenshot that indicates the following:
Total Amount Paid: $46,762.39
Total Principal Paid: $24,603.00
Total Interest Paid: $21,801.28
Total Fees Paid: $358.11

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 31

What’s up? Lots of baseball. Go Phils. Go Gamecocks.

house interior with table tray where laptop showing the JSU/UVA baseball game is on; bigger smallish tv on the wall in the background showing the Phillies game.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 31

so cool that Sarah Thomas’s kid is a student at my uni. she’s getting selfies in the crowd right after her son scored an RBI. go Jax State.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 20

sports!

men with their shirts off waving
them all
around in
the rain on tv.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 15

i had a big crush on Darren Dalton in 1994 when i was in like elementary school and barely knew what a crush was.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 10

Traded the Phils game for my RANKED Gamecocks second to last home game! Go Jax State!

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 10

three skeets that all say some version of “Shwarbomb for the moms!” from three different folks.

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 8

dr. kimberly ann@kimannjosouth· May 7

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