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Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 18d

Oh, man. This happened just last week. So many folks missed that it was a joke.

Post by Franklin D. Roosefella from July 24: "If Andy Beshear doesn't get off his ass and sign a right back for Everton, he's finished in Democratic politics."

A joke about Beshear's limited power and Premier League football got many responses by people who didn't ask where Everton is or what's a "right back" but eagerly piled on with outrage at Kentucky's governor, even tagging him.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 18d

I'm not wishing for winter but for a summer hat I love as much as this winter cap, now that my braids are back. (thanks to #Ireland for a hat that fits my big head)

An smiling Black woman wearing blue-framed glasses, a blue T-shirt, thin shoulder-length braids and a wool cap.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 20d

This is how I heard this:

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 20d

So I'm basically eating salad toppings without lettuce (the cukes are garden grown, so safe).

Picture of a platter of boiled eggs, sliced cheese, cucumbers, and dried cranberries and dressing, plus a dish of tortilla chips.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 23d

IT'S THE GOOD LIARS! Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler stay trolling magats!

Image of Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler, known as The Good Liars. They show up at conservative events and hilariously troll people to their faces.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 28d

So "Oldman Teeps" blocked me for calling his post tone-deaf, callous and arrogant. I said what I said.

Some old dude boasting about his meal to dunk on the US, while people in his country are losing everything to wildfires. Canadian government policies have prevented First Nations people from conducting controlled burns and now whole communities are gone and people have fled for their lives.

"Nice living in Canada...tonight, we had salad, with lettuce, and romaine lettuce, mandarin orange slices and berries...not even a little worried about the plumbing, because we do not have morons running our country."

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 28d

You did NOT sound sorry. You sounded tone-deaf, callous and arrogant while people in your own country are facing unimaginable loss. You sounded like an asshole.

Post by "Oldman Teeps" in response to his post yesterday in which he gloated about being able to eat food safely unlike in the US while over 850 fires are burning across Canada and Native communities have been destroyed. Thousands of people responded, calling him out:

"Well, this was an interesting night. I am officially the most uninteresting person you have met, but I went viral tonight! Cool feeling, but...honestly guys, I am boring (unless you are my grandchildren). Stay safe out there and I am sorry about the fires."

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· 29d

My mommy, my first home. Gone two years today.

Black and white photo of a young Black woman wearing a Black coat and small hat.

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Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jul 4

Me to my cousin just now:

Text message that reads: "I really don't feel like going. The Gates of Hell have been left open for days now, waiting for Mitch McConnell to die and enter. It's 90 degrees at 7 am."

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jul 3

This is called a food shaver, right? RIGHT??

Image of a vegetable or fruit peeler. Or a cheese cutter. However you decide to use it. You do you.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jul 3

I got blocked for this. 😂😂😂😂😂

Settle in for storytime! Someone posted a funny image of two different dishes of macaroni and cheese. On the left was a beautiful baked dish labeled "Juneteenth". On the right was a bland, non-baked dish labeled " Fourth of July". Someone need Jeanette responded in anger, to which I replied, "It's just a funny meme, Jeanette!". She responded, still upset, saying that it seemed "judgey" (is that a word?).

So, in the spirit of banter and silliness, I replied saying "JEANETTE. On this solemn day of remembrance of the day 30 years ago when aliens nearly destroyed all of life on Earth, and we're only here because Jeff Goldblum saved us, you're offended by a perennial macaroni meme? THEY KILLED HARRY CONNICK JR, JEANETTE." (If you don't know, this is the film "Independence Day")

So she blocked me. Or maybe it was because I later added, "I forgot that Bluesky is where humor goes to die. This is a designated no-craic zone."

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jun 26

Congratulations.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jun 22

Needs no introduction. #MoSalah

Image of football star Mo Salah, captain of the Egyptian team.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jun 20

The women can. The US Mutant Ninja Turtles, no.

US men's national soccer/football team, abbreviated USMNT, or the US Mutant Ninja Turtles. Did no one think of how this would sound?

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jun 10

Of course, Mike wore it best.

Michael Jackson in full disco-era sparkle outfit.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jun 10

Where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah...

A young adult Michael Jackson wearing a sparkling sweater with stripes, and a bow tie.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Apr 23

This.

Picture of a car, the 1984 Mercury Cougar, in silver.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Apr 22

I present, Jack Lord.

Jack Lord, actor from the original Hawaii Five O. Butt crack clef chin and all.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Apr 10

Who dis? I don't know her. She a wasn't here when a certain @dradambanks.bsky.social and Joy pretended to be Neil & Drusila when CBS hosted an event for students. 😂

A photo of the student center at Cleveland State University, Cleveland, Ohio USA

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Feb 19

We have them for dinner mostly. It's simply a quirky get-together in dreary midwinter. Nothing ritualistic about the pancake; just an easy and fun way to use up fats before the season of fasting for some Christians. It's intergenerational, laid-back and anyone is welcome to come and eat.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Feb 10

But is Larry the Cat still at 10 Downing Street?

Larry the Cat, the only being consistently residing at the UK Prime Minister's address since 2011.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 30

Cartoon image of Brain, a white mouse with an extra-large head.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 30

I don't know why this came to mind.

Screenshot of the character Caiaphas from the film Jesus Christ Superstar, wearing an oversized onion-shaped hat.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 28

Tell Bill it was Cleveland.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 20

My very first try at Yorkshire pudding. Not perfect but not disastrous either. #foodsky

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 17

Not understand? This Benjamin Bratt? THEE Benjamin Bratt? You and half the globe. Bless.

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Jan 15

Shady text message from T-Mobile reading, "Our network is operating normally. A reported Verizon outage may affect reaching Verizon customers."

Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋@kimkimberly92· Dec 15

The way these showed up back-to-back: