A thousand years from now. In the wastelands that used to be America. Archeologists will be excavating Trump's "Royal" Terra-cotta style tomb and they be surprised that out of 10s of 1000s of fake gold leafed, soulless statues; gollums, they all look exactly like this guy.

Melania is missing?! LOL I wonder who's been predicting this?! Oh yeah, me!! She's gone! She's got a presidential pardon in her pocket. (Probably the only reason she participated, "participated"... in the second administration.) "You wanna pardon? Donald asked, mockingly "Da!", said Melania.

An important reminder that in the 40+/- years as a senator from Kentucky, the only thing Mitch McConnell has done to benefit the majority of his constituents is die.

Will they provide the Ouija board?

Remember, they are only trying to keep Trump alive long enough so that JD Vance gets the last two years of this administration and two potential terms in office after.

Ok, I got it! Here's the plan: a national lottery. $2.00 a ticket. For the chance to win to be the person who gets to insert the butt plug or gets to super glue his mouth closed for the last time. We could pay off our national debt.

She didn't need birthright citizenship. She did it the right way: she "aged out" of the stable of a pedophile, was sold to a future POTUS & qualified for an Einstein Visa although her only qualifications seem to be she was a soft core porn model. Come on liberals, be more like Melania!

He's just an incompetent clown who keeps failing upwards. Very sad statement for our nation.

They forget their savior was a dark skinned man from the Middle East. Not The Hobby Lobby stylized California surfer dude version they now bow down to. He neither spoke English and never heard of America or The Constitution.

God damn! They don't even hide it any more.

It all makes perfect sense now

Worst. FLOTUS. Ever. EVER!

The source of all his insecurities. That and his tiny, tiny, almost invisible penis!

Trying to leash train her. Just got back. She's not impressed. Happy Caturday Gov!

His name will be spit out like a curse for generations.

Nothing can be left standing!

#moist

They thought he could win a war with Iran, but he couldn't win a war with a single cell organism.

#TeamAlgae

Don Jr. is on it tho. He's currently testing the water quality as we speak.

Is there a petition to have Burton, Barton... Barron forcefully drafted and sent for the ground invasion?