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jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!

@kitchensinkchro

💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍🤍❤️‍🔥 phannie moots sorry for being so swiftie. swiftie moots sorry for being so phannie. both? ily <3 swiphtie ✯ salvadoran american ✯ lesbian ✯ 24 ✯ they/them ✯ currently reliving my teenage obsessions |-/ 🇵🇸 @kitchensinkchronicles on tumblr!

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jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· 8d

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Black text on a plain white background. It reads: "Btches Be Hanging Wit Anybody For A Instagram Story"

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· 14d

ok one more poppy vid before bed here she is 🩵

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· 14d

POPPY ILY!!!! 🩵🪽

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· 15d

my queen

Poppy in a white dress performing on stage at her Constantly Nowhere tour 2026

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jul 3

my books i ordered for anti-prime day just arrived yay!! (HIGHLY recommend all of these btw)

Three books sit in a wooden table. They are: Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata, Evil Eye by Etaf Rum, and The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jun 17

YESSS THE ONE I WANTED i love a good slow burn

A result for the uquiz quiz "What Romance Trope are You?" The result is: "Slow Burn"
The explanation reads: "You’ve never been the type to rush into things. Part of you fears that affection given too quickly can disappear just as fast, so you crave a connection that unfolds over time. You want to feel chosen again and again, until it becomes undeniable proof that you're worth staying for."

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jun 17

i'll take it!

A result for the uquix quiz "How would the fandom treat you if you were a character?" the result is: "Generally Liked"
the explanation reads: "Nothing too special, you have lots of fans and are a generally unproblematic character. People also probably project onto you a ton"

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jun 15

An instagram post from 2015. It’s selfie of Louse Pentland with Dan and Phil. They are all eating cotton candy at what looks to be some sort of party or event. Notably, one of the likes on the post is from Olivia Rodrigo.

A close up on “Liked by oliviarodrigo”

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jun 15

somebody tell 12 year old phannie olivia that phil loves her album <3

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jun 3

....mysterious

A listing for a Dan and Phil live show at Cobb Energy Performing Arts on October 23rd 2026 on the site Seat Geek

A listing for the same show on the site TicketsCenter

Yet another listing for the same show from a different site

Finally, a fourth listing for this show from Vividseats

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Apr 17

GUYS DROP DEAD IS THE FIRST TRACK IT'S ONLY THE *BEGINNING* OF THE STORY!!!!

A screenshot of the yet to be released third album from Olivia Rodrigo "you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love" the first track, drop dead, is out now. the rest of the songs do not have titles yet and cannot be played.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Mar 28

i’m famous 😎

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Mar 26

and then there's dan

Dan Howell standing on a bosch, holding shells, in a hunched and gremlin-like position. he bares his teeth comically.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Mar 26

THE CUTEST PATOOTIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

Phil Lester standing in front of a stone wall with pink flowers growing everywhere on a sunny day. He is looking up and to the left while wearing a hat and a short with colorful flowers on them

Phil Lester holding a parasol and standing on a wooden bridge while looking down. He is wearing a white shirt with blue flowers on it.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Feb 11

wait they called it pheal cousin are they saying this just to say it or are they aware of the Pheal Lore™️ i have going on on the pheal tumblr blog

Patreon user catbugs posts a drawing of a gray seal doing a banana pose with the caption "How would y'all feel if I started sharing more art from outside the club in these little quips? 🦭💙"
Dan and Phil comment "pheal cousin"

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Jan 18

haven't done a picrew in so long!! this one's pretty accurate tbh

A picrew of me, Jack, a nonbinary Latino person wearing glasses with short, curly in a sort of mullet. I am wearing a brown flannel and a nonbinary flag pin in the picrew over a purple background with doodled stars and hearts around me.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Dec 23

btw have i shared the phree with you guys yet?

A picture of a synthetic white christmas tree in the corner of a bedroom, right in front of a drawer set and a closet door. The tree has a picture of Dan and Phil from the Terrible Influence Meet & Greet merch bundle in place of the star. The lanyard form the very same bundle is wrapped around the tree. The Interactive Introverts plushies of Dan and Phil sit in the tree. The lights are TIT blue and rainbow colored.

The same tree, but slightly more zoomed in and you can see the plushies a bit better.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Dec 22

oh yeah btw

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Dec 16

FUCK I'M ALSO SADNESS

The result form the wiki how "what emotion are you" quiz. It's black and blue text over a cream background in a green rectangle. It says:
You're sadness.
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Based on this result, take these quizzes next:
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How Depressed Am I Quiz

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Dec 16

well yes!

A pantone swatch for the color "Mimosa" a nice, mustard-yellow. #F2B949
The descriptions say:

You find a great joy even in small daily moments.
Rather than making impulsive decisions, it takes a long time for you to decide.
You are very understanding and empathetic.
You don't open up to people easily, but once you do, you maintain relationships longer than anyone.
You often get lost in deep thought and enjoy relaxing in quiet places.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Dec 2

hey so uhhhh what the fuck is happening

A screenshot of my tiktok for @kitchensinkchronicle. I have 51 followers, 3556 likes, and only six videos. my fourth video, which has a thumbnail cover of dan and phil at the radio, has 19k views.

A close up of the 19k view count on my dan and phil radio video.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 30

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGHG

A mirror selfie of Dan and Phil dressed up in the cat and bear femboy outfits from their most recent baking video. Dan is taking the selfie and looking straightforward while Phil is standing ass forward, turning to face the mirror with a hand in Dan's shoulder.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 23

guys my post has broken containment what do i do

A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user kitchensinkchronicles (me). My post says: "i can't believe i'm a fan of a couple. not even like, a ship. just a real life couple. what is wrong with me."

Another user, hidden with purple coloring, adds "Oh, this is about YouTube dudes? I thought for a second it was about being normal about people im real life

#disappointing # not to derail your fun #...i misunderstood you but for a fleeting moment our lives were blessedly intertwined"

the post has 1,989 notes

The tags under the same Tumblr post added by another user. They say "#i forget dan and phil is a thing going around currently #i was like :] victoria coren and david mitchell :]"

More tags added by a different user under the same Tumblr post. These say "#rayne #me at my best friend and her boyfriend"

Even more tags added by yet another user under the same Tumblr post. These say "#ohhhhh this is about phan. well then too<3 #but mostly gersey:)"

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 16

dnp announced the phodcast yadda yadda MY SIGNED SHOWGIRL CD FINALLY GOT HERE!!!!

A signed cd slipcase of the album The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift. The inside cover of an open cd case sits on top of the same album's vinyl cover. In the signed picture, Taylor is sitting in a row of theatre seats holding a hat and showing off her legs and heels, posing with a hand on her head. The signature has a heart.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 14

girls....

A screenshot of the official account for mobile game Dragon City's instagram story. They've posted one of Dan and Phil's instagram posts of a picture they took while on stage for Terrible Influence, with the crowd behind them. The story has a crying cat face and rainbow sticker over it and a caption that reads: @dragoncity is proud of you!

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 14

the way i actually fucking burst into tears

A screenshot of Daniel Howell's instagram story. It's of a join post by Dan and Phil, they're both sitting on their couch and Phil has his arm around Dan. The story also has this emoji: 💕

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 14

it's wikipedia official

Daniel Howell's wikipedia page. The section that says "Partner: Phil Lester (2009-present)" has a pink heart drawn around it.

Phil Lester's wikipedia page. The section that says "Partner: Daniel Howell (2009-present)" has a pink heart drawn around it.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 5

showgirl collage!!

A lock screen sized collage made on pinterest themed around Taylor Swift's album The Life of a Showgirl. The background is sparkly and orange and the collage is made up of many photos from the Life of a Showgirl photoshoots. There are also green gems and opalite crystals as well as orange flowers and pearls.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Oct 1

ok new banner collage bc Life of a Showgirl is in TWO DAYS!!!!

A mainly orange and teal Life of a Showgirl themed collage I made for my banner here on bluesky. It also has picture of several other things I'm a fan of that I post on here like Dan and Phil, Twenty One Pilots, and Olivia Rodrigo. It is very sparkly and has stars and feathers on it.

jack💕|-/ PHAN IS REAL!!!!@kitchensinkchro· Sep 26

how pinterest sees me✨ - character - animal - lyric - weather HELP WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE DOLLY'S SHOOTING THE SEAL

A young Dolly Parton in a white dress standing in a garden. She is holding a rifle and smiling, pointing it to her left.

A young seal being held by a rescue worker. The seal is very chubby and very cute.

A lyric from the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. It says "You're never gonna fit in much, kid" in black text over a gray background.

A lovely pink sunset over a wispy cloudy sky. The tops of some trees are visible at the bottom of the image.