Totally fucked 🍆

Really feel I need to spend more time posting kinky stuff here so that I can finally say goodbye to my X / Twitter account. Anyone able to help me connect with more messy guys here on Bluesky?

How deep are you going?

Spent yesterday testing water resistance ratings ... happy to report that my F-Machine Pro seems IP65 slime-proof!

200 followers? Guess that deserves a pie. Do you think this one’s big enough and fluffy enough? 😜

Spent yesterday afternoon watching the match with a friend … he had quite a lot riding on what happened during the game!

Just discovered a developing hole in the crotch of my current pair of jeans … wonder if they should get this kind of treatment soon?

Wish I was keeping cool with some cold, thick gunge like this today!

Fun time giving @yourpoint.bsky.social his first public pieing in the woods last night. Who thinks he deserves more? 😈

Why am I so easily led into messy temptation?

Head down, bottom up … loading up with Cadbury’s crème eggs for Easter 🙈

Why does every messy session always end up that colour?

Absolutely stuffed last night! 😜 #iykyk

Setting up some Easter-themed fun 😈

The scene of today’s public pie crime!

The aftermath of last night’s impromptu pie session

Hello ... AGAIN !!!